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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I find it a bit heartening that the number is that low.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They have god mixed up with satan

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Actually I was thinking of the Lucky Charms leprochan.

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[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 1 points 5 days ago
[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If this is Yahweh's planning, then they are in dire need of a pink slip. We should try hiring on Cthulu or Ahura Mazda instead.

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[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Fuck it let's give all of the different church's land and assets to Trump, call your local church ask them why good Christians like them are preventing Trump from saving this country, then watch them recoil as their money is threatened.

[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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