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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nothing more threatening than a limp flaccid cock amirite?

#incels

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago
[–] Geekocracy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

To be honest, I thought the furies dancing was way more disturbing

[–] planish@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Furries at least have a decent chance of having claws and/or fangs.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of the naked warrior unit from Rome: Total war

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Motherfucker hasn't met me yet. Because I'm far more threatening to ICE than anything Portland has to offer.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

That racist loser would hold the same opinion for a FKK (Freikörperkultur, Free Body Culture) beach in Germany.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 5 days ago

All those poor ICE babies saw nudity, which made them horny, which means that they're all going to hell now 😔 .

"They are the bad people, not us", got it.

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