this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2025
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Or the fart that completely alleviates all gas discomfort. Just a big deflation.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Simethicone is a miracle drug for making this happen

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Even better during sex

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Oh god yes, those are the best farts

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Still waiting on it...

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I’ve thrown up several times to relieve a gut-induced migraine. The last of which was probably the most horrid, in the trenches, sweaty pig experience I’ve ever had.