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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] laserm@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Y know, I would have a little more respect for Christians if they didn't pick only the parts of their faith that let them hate minorities. Especially since the bible directly says to 'treat foreigners as your own' (as a no human is illegal supporter I agree with this sentiment)

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Imagine pretending to be catholic, and then complaining about the Pope. Isn't he Big King Shit of catholicism? Aren't you supposed to alter your moral beliefs to be in line with his?

They're straight up complaining that Jesus is woke.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

in another age they would be put to the Auto-da-fΓ©.

I really am not down with the church persecuting people, but if they could just shut their own up and teach them their own fucking bible that'd be welcome

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You gotta be cataclysmically fucking stupid to think poor people are poor on purpose.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Largely it's on purpose. Not on their own, of course.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

if the poor didn't want to be poor, why didn't they pull themselves up by their bootstraps and become trillionaires?

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Being poor is a state of mind. Also, don't mind that multi-million dollar loan I got from my parents"

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Yup. For all the self made bullshit dumpy spews, he inherited millions from Fred Trump.

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 50 points 3 days ago (3 children)

There is no hate like christian love.

[–] ErrorCode@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I got banned for a week on Facebook for saying that in response to an image about xtians being asshats.

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I'm pretty sure if Jesus was around now he'd abandon his position as the savior of these cunts and go build houses for the homeless.

[–] Ohmmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's so hard to know what Jesus would do, for a book about someone there is very little that is even first hand account.

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 205 points 4 days ago (16 children)

Rich people go to Hell. You don't get to go to Heaven if you're a billionaire. Sorry. But if you hoard enough wealth to live a thousand lifetimes, then you have received your reward.

So many Christians just can't accept that Jesus was a poor person that believed rich people all go to Hell.

[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A poor, brown, Jew.

He'd be called a cultural-Marxist-self-hating-<insertJewishSlurHere> and deported to South Sudan by ICE, after getting beaten relentlessly at some internment camp.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 99 points 4 days ago (28 children)

If only Hell existed and if only it all wasn't a ruse to placate people in to accepting their poor lot in life so the rich can continue to not be eaten by the poor.

[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes I have a bad premonition that all of the cosmos is a giant hell for the old ones to relentlessly and perpetually torture, kill, and reincarnate the souls whose emotional and physical suffering are what sustain said elder extra-dimensional deities.

No lives matter, and that's a fact.

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[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 1 points 11 hours ago

The Cathars were a sect of Christianity that (at least some sects) believed God was the bad guy and mortal existence was actually punishment or otherwise bad, too.

I'm sure you can guess what happened to them.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Imagine believing this, and still believing heaven and hell is real.

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[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)

its unreal how uncatholic most Catholics are.

[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

It's unreal how ~~uncatholic~~ ~~unchristian~~ irreligious most ~~catholics~~ ~~christians~~ religious people are.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's unreal how ~~uncatholic~~ ~~unchristian~~ unreligeous most ~~catholics~~ ~~christians~~ religeous are.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

No true Christian, amirite guys?

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[–] phar@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago

I find the evangelical Christians to be far worse (at least in the US). If you can imagine that

[–] G3NI5Y5@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

Of course he sympathises with the rich, especially the abrahamic religions are based on fake authority given by a magic man in the sky, to gain power, money and attraction.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Somebody didn't pay attention in catholic school

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Was probably too busy being diddled.....

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 20 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Lol, that response is exactly why I left Catholicism. The worst hypocrites in the world are Catholics. I refuse to participate or donate to an organization that doesn't condemn hate. I love this for Catholicism though, kill that evil organization.

[–] seejur@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Let me introduce a new gang in town: Evangelicals. A pure breed of hypocrisy, racism and cruel capitalism. The original followers of supply-side jesus

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why stop at Catholicism. Leave it all behind, it's liberating.

Oh for sure. I just have a special connection to Catholicism that makes me hate it above the rest.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

One of the most Christian things one can do now a days is to leave the Church behind.

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[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

These fascists sure are crazy huh

At least the Pope is a good person in this era of history, I guess that's something.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The biggest upset yet in my eyes. The Catholic Church looks on track to be one of the good guys at the end. Wild shit.

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah, this time around they don't need to collaborate with fascists to maintain political independence.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 points 3 days ago

I mean, we've had to shift the definition of "good" to "doesn't openly display a swastika somewhere on their property" but sure.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Don't worry, the evangelicals will give you the hate you want.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 61 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again

It's so fucking funny, because there are plenty of American Catholic Churches packed wall-to-wall with haters, losers, and chuds. There are plenty of reactionary priests. FFS, there's an entire sect - Opus Dei - for them to congregate and self-flagellate and sexually assault their kids.

The idea that you can't be Catholic because the Pope doesn't share your politics... Brother! Martin Luther died a Catholic!

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago

Fucking cult lunatics. Just remember that the Pope is till playing hide the pedo priest. Maybe that will restore their β€œfaith”

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm fully on board with people having an existential crisis between their religion and their political beliefs.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

There's no existential crisis, they just claim their religion isn't following the religion correctly

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Some people stay catholic because they like how the church covers for pedos.

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 41 points 4 days ago (6 children)

It's funny how religious people don't understand the religion they are worshiping. Or even their very prophet or in this case the chief messenger which is how I like to call the pope.

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