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Yeah yeah, attacked by Stamets again (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Goddamnit.

[–] chosensilence@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

…okay, you know what? i don’t need this shit.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

I actually wheeze laughed at this one, well done

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I don't have 3/12 symptoms in the middle. I can't even ADD correctly.

[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

I read 3 of the points in the middle until I skipped to the green one...

[–] hanscees@ieji.de 5 points 2 days ago

@Stamets @joshsusser very clear Pic. Lots of #actuallyautistic folks have #adhd too so tagging

[–] Yamakyu@shelter.moe 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

@Stamets oopsies

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am disappointed that "getting distracted by squirrels" is not a slice of the middle pie.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Considering I literally had a conversation last week at game night where I said something along the lines of "we should build a wall to protect our settlementsquirrel!"

[–] sourhill@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

Too many words. Pass.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That was a little on the nose.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 2 days ago

Hah, jokes on you I skipped to the green circle.

[–] tiny_mouse@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Oh god is this how I find… ooo… butterfly.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Haha purple color

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Pretty colors.

[–] HarmlessCake@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

That's where you're wrong kiddo! (I actually just read them to compare)

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Ya I ain't readin allat

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

God damn.

~~Also, technically the green ~~circle~~ ellipse is mostly the 2nd half.~~
Nevermind, "above pic".

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Sunuva bitch.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Also squirrel

[–] TrumpetX@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Guilty

[–] AoifeGreenhamIllustrations@mastodon.ie 2 points 2 days ago

@Stamets its me and its TOO LOUD

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

I wonder how much of the middle tasks being read in a horrible order is part of the first one, the second one, the fifth one, the eleventh one, the tenth one, the seventh one, or the ninth one.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

I forced myself to read the middle and I identify with all of them but I failed (passed?) the squirrel test at a psychological examination so I'm officially ineligible for ADHD meds :(

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Pfffsh. “Tendency.” Amateurs.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

What did you do!!!

[–] missbullitt@masto.bike 1 points 2 days ago

@Stamets too bad there's no #altText, I can't share it.

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