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ADHD memes

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[–] Jason_Ph03nix@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

Tbh I didn't even read the first part I just went straight to the bottom.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I played Factorio for 12 hours this weekend so obviously I'm fine.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I enjoyed doing game dev this weekend, made an hp bar and my lil dude has a double jump now

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 hours ago

Motherfucker.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

Fuck, every time

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 1 points 7 hours ago

hey! i read some of the lines..

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

But it hurts so good!

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 18 hours ago

Ouch. Why do you hurt me?

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 7 points 19 hours ago

Inattentive is such a PITA. I've had a very, VERY successful career and can't help but think it's been all while doing life on hard mode.

I was planning on going back and reading it later.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

Not fair! The letters are tiny!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

shots fired

[–] krypt@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

get out of my head thank you

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dammit.

...

Shit, that's good.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It literally gets me every time. I've seen this meme atleast 5 times now and not once have I not fallen for it

[–] crushyerbones@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This just in: big fonts and small amounts of text surrounded by dead space attract attention.

Nah, it's the ADHD.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 21 hours ago

Yeah but you'd think I wouldn't keep forgetting lol

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I'm pretty sure I've even posted it here in the past lmao

I recently fucked up my file system so some communities are liable to get some reposts over the next couple months. I can't afford a new SSD and I've had to start ruining things ;_;

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[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I feel attacked

[–] GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Love you deary <3

[–] southernbrewer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I was distracted by the legend colours not matching the pie colours and the green pie not being round enough. Didn't read the text obviously

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

The first thing I saw was that the green dot is fuzzy instead of being outlined in black Then I noticed that the pie was an oval.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I assume that the odd shape and color choice are intentional, as well.

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[–] notabot@piefed.social 31 points 1 day ago

The green 'circle' not being circular is hurting my brain.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago
[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

I've never felt more seen and attacked at the same time.

[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not only did I read one line in the middle, before jumping to the end - I completely ignored the existence of the top graph

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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

shit, I actually read them. Time to undiagnose

[–] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Time to undiagnose.

I know you're making a joke, but just for anyone else reading: not all symptoms occur at all times all the time.

[–] duramu@beehaw.org 5 points 1 day ago

Also tha green circle should have a different colored wedge that says "read all of the middle part without retaining the info"

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is actually the meme that convinced me to get diagnostic testing. Hoping to get medication for ADHD soon, but the antidepressants are nice (except they make me poop. Like, a lot)

I thought everyone had twelve abandoned hobbies and functioned on the very edge of disaster at all times. No i don't have trouble focusing on the task at hand, I can play RimWorld for hours at a time

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should see my Warhammer collection of half painted minis, and my starwars armada collection.

While I show you that we can look at all my boardgames i haven't opened along with my lego collection

Oohh my swords for Hema too and my video games.

I have a giant list of started video games that I've never finished.

I've got a pushbike too and my boxing bag from kick boxing and it goes on and on

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I bet you also own but haven't played Star Wars: Imperial Assault, the ttrpg. I opened the box, started reading the rules, and suddenly I was playing poker in RDR2

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I certainly do, I couldn't ever find people to play with in my tiny town, same problem with Armada. I must own 1000 aud worth of armada figurines and a custom play mat i made myself but no one to play with haha

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I feel your pain. It took me over 5 years to find the correct mix of DnD players from my circle of friends. Adults who could maintain a consistent weekly gaming schedule and not be That Guy™. In our current campaign one friend wound up being a wangrod, but another invited one of his friends that is somehow more of a nerd than I am. So it balanced out. This took a long time and several false starts over the years. One of my players has to remote in on Zoom, which sucks, but we make it work. The point is, keep trying. If you can maintain interest that is lol

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is that what making me poop all the time?

My psychiatrist warned me about stimulants also stimulating my bowels...but not the antidepressants. She warned me that would kill my sex drive, but that's about it.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

So (TW: TMI), I have had very loose stool since starting SSRI's. And when I have to go, I have to go! (One day I sneezed and did what my mother very patiently taught me not to do 43 years earlier.) I also get hot flashes at the same time every day (I'm biologically male), and have started needing to nap in the mid afternoon in order to function the rest of the day. On the plus side I no longer deal with feelings of ennui or that life is pointless, and my stress levels aren't quite as high, which is nice

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know, if I wanted this kind of abuse I'd talk to my husband

[–] cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

Oh i hate that, do you want me to come over and beat him up? Wanna come have a sleep over? We can bake cookies and watch tv and you can meet my cats.

xoxo I'm not kidding ♡

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm medicated!

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[–] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

Oh god, you got me

[–] XiELEd@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To be fair, that green circle is really big

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