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[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 8 hours ago
[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

People who watch YouTube ads aren’t trying hard enough. You deserve the most unhinged ads possible for your laziness!

[–] SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

I appreciate those people, they are subsidizing it for us adblock users!

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 82 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I keep getting ads that blast right out of the gates saying “my husband prematurely ejaculates…” in the middle of the day. Or “problems getting rock hard?” I got my kids next to me. Like WTF? If it’s supposed to profile me, it’s broken. I don’t need or want ED pills and even if I did, why are the ads so crass?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 3 hours ago

But god forbid a youtuber makes a dick joke.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 51 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

"You don't want personalized ads? Ok, have some dick pills."

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 26 points 16 hours ago

“DICK PILLS DICK PILLS DICK PILLS”

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ooooooooh, is that what that is!? Malicious compliance? That’s bullshit if true.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It has to be. When I turned off the ad personalization on mine it spammed me with the most annoying TikTok ads ever (literally only tiktok and the occasional Uber ad, nothing else, wtf?) until I broke down and turned on Adblock

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 hours ago

Why on earth would you have adblock turned off in the first place?

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 47 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Apparently Walmart can tell a woman is pregnant before they know themselves, they do such extensive data mining around what people purchase.

Maybe google knows your future....

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

No, that story wasn't about the power of data. It was a young woman using the family computer to browse Target for baby stuff because she was pregnant. And then Target sent emails with baby stuff.

So it's more like: the internet knows you are pregnant before you tell your dad.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 13 hours ago

Um, the second (non-ad) link kind of refutes the claim

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

Ah thanks, I'm sure that's what I was thinking of.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 14 points 16 hours ago

Also warehouse operators can usually tell, when a woman/employee is pregnant even before she knows, because it will actually show in their working statistics

I've heard that not just from one warehouse manager.

They know fucking before you do, because of the data.
That's a hard thing, if you don't have any labour protection laws

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

They know you’re a woman and your kids are there. They’re trying to get you to buy the ad free subscription, lol.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was for a pregnancy test? Either way it's hilarious.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I need to see this fuckin video

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Do share where if you find it, plz!

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I found it in the absolute worst format, a YouTube short with some guy watching it. Our society is doomed.

Here it is anyways https://youtu.be/bFLioEc6nCI

[–] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

First, thank you. Second, yes. Worst format. Lastly, the ad: what in the actual fuck?!