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Cyka B blyat!

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

If you use your sword to stab your shield, you'll create an axe with spinning blades

Trying to make our first steps like a true baby in a huge playground. Also, jumping into the void is the way

Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

You know all those books and literary analysis you had to do in Englidh class that you hated? Yeah what if we made a game about those guys? Oh and don't worry, we got guys from all over the globe, so we're going to make you relive that pain regardless if you're from Spain or Korea. Oh you liked that part of class? Good news! We made Rodion Raskinolov an anime waifu!

Alternatively: solving a centuries long race war in the only way we know how - with 13 year olds and 90's themed warfare! It's not a child soldier if the military doesn't know about it! We swear this is deadly serious we gave the kid a FN P90

A wacky woohoo pizza man gets invited by his bro to a weird tower and they end up fighting because the brother really wants a necklace.

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

IFR or VFR is the question.

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids

You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).

Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other

Gas station tf2

You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities

Flower boob trampoline