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Trappedmunk
(startrek.website)
Drowning in custard is not a good way to go out.
but it do be delicious
Dude. Don't trap the least annoying Chipmunk first.
Edit: For fuck's sake, now I have the theme song to the 80s cartoon stuck in my head. Thanks, OP.
I managed to avoid that one, but now I've got duck tales stuck in my head instead.
I've got both now thanks. I do hear them screaming "ALVIN!!!" now too..
He's allergic to cumin? TIL
It's cum.
Woosh
custard
Technically correct.
And then use it to make pancakes for their wife every morning until confronted about it one day, the revelation leading to a divorce.
This would be the wife that lost her sense of taste and smell during COVID?
Thats right good sir
Cum memes just aren't that funny, tbh
He's alright, he's not Rainbow Dash.
Cutchery powder?
Yeah, being surrounded by Cucumbers would suck
Uh oh OH LORD what have you done you've created 1 man 1 jar 1 chipmunk
this bullshit again?
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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