My home network used to be named "Network Name? Why not Zoidberg?"

"No somos los marihuanos" (We're not the stoners)

(But they were)

MachoLANRandySavage

I've been banging your wifi

PercheFi which translates to WhyFi in Italian

I had trouble thinking up an original, funny name so I've just gone with "Lorem Ipsum" in the meantime

Mine's "Abraham Linksys"

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Can You See Where IP

I was always a fan of: ᒣᒥப߹/ΔП

I'm personally a fan of:

"New Wi-Fi Who Dis" and "Spaceballs: The Wi-Fi"

For the Dutch people here: Michiel de Router

ITHertzwhenIP

Bring Beer and Women to [apartment number]

Mine's We don't have WiFi

It's fun when guests ask "what's your WiFi called?" I tell them and they're baffled by all the electronics everywhere and me "not having" WiFi.

"Get your own stuff sucker"

We moved into a very posh neighborhood and when hooking up our kit there was one that read, “Money cannot buy you class”.

I have a stream

Lovense Turbo Max

My phone hotspot is "Cease The Investigation!".

Obi WLAN Kenobi

I got a "No Wi-Fi for you!" near me

It's dated but it still makes me chuckle so I leave it. Mines called Series of Tubes.

Skynet. (It has been for years and finally it got relevant again.)

Go! Go! Gadget internet!

My last one was named Super Mario LAN :)

Underworld Connections

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For any fans of the Venture Bros mine is "the guild of calamitous internet"

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