By definition, only the most neurotypical and relatable memes get upvoted. The real neurodivergent ones get buried.

It's not just bis. Gays do it to. I found out from Reddit gay subs that I should be a fast walker. Apparently gay people all walk fast. Not something I've ever noticed.

"I have to sort my books!' she cried,

With self-indulgent glee;

With senseless, narcissistic pride:

'I'm just so OCD!'

'How random, guys!' I smiled and said,

Then left without a peep -

And washed my hands until they bled,

And cried myself to sleep."

I always find this interesting because my story went something like this:

"ADHD are just people with normal impulses, but more frequent and less able to control them"

"I'm smart and able to multitask really well. Sure I fixate on things sometimes but everyone does. And of course I can have that espresso before bed. Caffeine doesn't affect me."

"Everyone creates patterns in their life to remember basic things. Counting steps in my daily routine, time boxing tasks with alarms, and giving myself lots of little rewards is just efficient time management. I wouldn't call it a coping mechanism"

"Having kids is stressful and my patterns are broken, that's normal right? I should talk to someone."

"What do you mean I'm 'ADHD as fuck'. You're a doctor, that's not appropriate language"

"This medication reduces a lot of my internal anxiety and let's be be in control of my life. I had no idea normal people felt like this all the time"

So, please, tell us how neurodivergent traits all seem normal to you. And welcome to the club.

I'm so quirky my new kitchen was delivered and in boxes while I microwaved everything for 14 months 🤷‍♂️

Yeah but it’s really funny to say “I’m so ocd” to the sorts of shit that got me diagnosed with it. “I’m so ocd my panic takes a spiral pattern” or “I’m so ocd I have to check if I locked my car door 3 times, not 2, not 4, maybe 6, but sometimes 9”

Joke's on you! I'm too lazy to fake anything!

I'm even too lazy to

I was gonna write a fully researched rebuttal but... eh

It'll be fine, just get yourself a day planner! Just make sure it matches the other 3,729,241 that you've bought or have been bought for you.

Same as depression or so people are telling me.

"Just lighten up, be yourself and enjoy life. Good things will come."

No, fuck you.

How about "This song i used to like has been playing nonstop in my head for 8 days and I just wish it would stop."?

I was actually diagnosed as a kid though.

How about asking someone to repeat something twice, really really wanting to retain the information and then you fail for the third time?

Also does anyone else end up losing the entire message because you are telling yourself to remember it, and then you realize, they are done talking and you still don’t know?

What about “these amphetamines are making me sleepy”