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[-] ProfessorZhu@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

China: hey Alphabet, we'll give you five dollars for it

Alphabet: of course! Would you like our special CIA package?

[-] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

This, but instead of five dollars it's like 0,01 cents for everything there is to know about you

[-] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

To install the data on the 3DS, of course!

[-] rodolfo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

why just, always, alphabet? it's so... uh... shilly...

[-] angrymouse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I ask you, why alphabet? Why always?

[-] rodolfo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

you saying... it's my perception?

[-] angrymouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was a venting a little, I think I'm on of the shills you say, and the reason is at least I can ignore these Chinese apps and go on, but alphabet, in other side is all the time trying to mold the internet to show you more ads, things like the monopoly of chromium and the web environment integrity. I can live without tik tok but not without browsers and internet these days

[-] rodolfo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I made some 20 years ago many choices about what tech I would never use. the only thing I know, it's that I'm still very largely right about those choices, though I'm aware that's a lost war

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

That's not actually how it works. Google doesn't sell or give away data, they just use it for targeted ads, which means it's in their best interest to be the only ones with your data.

[-] jesterraiin@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Written on Huawei phone

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Plot twist: uses a xiaomi phone

[-] starman@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Another plot twist: without default OS

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I think this might be my favorite meme. I love when people find new excuses to use it.

[-] Syrc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

“All right, then” gets your secrets from one of the other 30 apps with ties to China you’re using

[-] finestnothing@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Or just buying your data from US based companies, almost every app (even ones that say they don't) collect so much unrelated data for the parent company to sell. Why does McDonalds need to passively collect my network carrier, screen resolution, birthday, or gps coordinates?

Get the duckduckgo app, enable the tracking protection, and cringe at the hundreds of thousands of tracking attempts that your apps are giving. I had 200,000 tracking attempts blocked in the past 7 days alone (not including time I had the tracking protection off)

[-] angrymouse@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If want to know about me, ask USA, I won't tell you

[-] FrostbyteIX@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think China wants to know how often i make videos of me taking a dump....

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Poo Bear has entered the chat

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I don't download it because I have an addictive personality. But it kinda feels like our digital privacy has been thrown out the window no matter what you do

[-] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I heard it was actually a dude from Singapore that started it. I'll never use it, so I'm not too sure if they have any obligations to china aside from what is used in a china, but I wouldn't be surprised if there are plenty of American companies hanging out with tencent, like blizzard.

this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023
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