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[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

To save money, eat the rich.

But seriously, why are we letting these dragons hoard wealth for no real reason other than bigger number makes them feel more important.

Economies work best when money is moving fast between the lower and middle classes. Wealth tax the fuck out of the obscenely rich and give incentives to raise wages, suddenly people are able to spend more and whatdoyaknow the economy grows.

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Because the proletariat won't band together, organize and break free from the fascist nightmare we've consigned ourselves to.

[-] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But asylum seekers get three cents, a piece of toast and half a napkin every month for free! If we threw them out, all this could be ours!

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Sure, and while we're at it, let's just skip all meals to save money! These fucking people, man. Anything to shy away from the fact that we the people are getting fleeced.

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I hope like hell no one actually listens to it

[-] Master@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I already skip breakfast. Maybe ill start skipping lunch too to Sade money...

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

You know the grindset people do.

[-] chris@l.roofo.cc 7 points 1 year ago

And the next article is about how young people cancel breakfast.

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