Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago by nodimetotie@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Tired.

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[–] boblin@infosec.pub 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Confucius says: man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Man who runs alongside car gets winded!

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Confucius was a wise man indeed!

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Confucius confuses

[–] gilokee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

car exhaust

[–] xep@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Why could the bicycle not stand by itself?
It was two-tired.