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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

Mr snuggles deserved a dex saving throw :(

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 19 points 10 months ago

Shitlicker the Quasit did not.

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 34 points 10 months ago

Are there marks left behind on the floor from the fire and dead animal? Yeah? So, you're telling me this 30x30 foot stone room with a flame trap has never been set off before? My familiar is the first creature to die in there? Whoever built it never tested it? Because burn marks on surfaces would have been something special about the room... Now, give me back my familiar and DM better.

[-] TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

A gelatinous cube rotates through the area every 8 hours to hoover up any leftover char

[-] Ooops@kbin.social 49 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fire itselt doesn't necessarily leave marks on the stone floor unless it's long and hot enough to melt stone, that's just byproducts of stuff not burning properly.

The testing familiar -just like yours- didn't leave any traces in all the trial runs, it just vanished to its realm of origin.

Now, continue playing your class instead of cosplaying as a rules lawyer.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

It's uhhh a propane flame so there isn't even any smoke

Also, the whole dungeon has been covered in a layer of grime since you walked in. You aren't gonna notice a bit of residual soot.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

It's a clean-burning fuel.

[-] Kichae@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

These are the propane accessories I've been waiting for.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

I'll tell you hwat!

[-] Umbrias@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago

Take a lighter to a rock. Fires leave char. There are very few combustion systems with a pure enough burn to avoid it.

That's not rules lawyering at all. If a player asks why they didn't spot that the easy answer is they didn't realize it was char.

[-] JillyB@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago

Fire doesn't char rock. It leaves soot. Soot can be cleaned off

[-] Umbrias@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

Synonyms.

And sure, that's another explanation agm could use, I wasn't being comprehensive or I'd be here forever.

[-] Kichae@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Char is burnt bits of the object that's being broiled.

Soot is the incomplete product of comustion of the fuel.

They're not synonyms, not anymore than "waves" and "tides" are. And if you have a high enough oxygen environment, propane won't leave any soot.

[-] Umbrias@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Did you understand the communication being made? Clearly so. Looks like I used adequate wording.

Getting high oxygen isn't enough, you need propane purity and oxidizer purity (the not air inert gas and oxygen mix) or you get unburnt products. You also need perfect mixing, and essentially an adiabatic chamber. There is no combustion chamber on this earth outside of some absurd combustion lab that doesn't have soot buildup.

Not things you'd find in a dusty standard ass DND dungeon. But please continue bending over backwards to justify why you couldn't just day "you didn't think anything of it"

[-] Literati@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

The room is pitch black, you're relying on dark vision, and you just failed your perception check. I can definitely see this happening outside of bad DM'ing, and I think the PC being sus of a blank room in an otherwise dangerous dungeon could also be in character.

[-] highenergyphysics@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

Dawg the point is to have fun with your friends, not win vs the DM in a game of semantics about why they haven’t spent 10 hours of their week crafting a world for you for free

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago

Familiars don't leave corpses.

[-] xkforce@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

You think they wouldnt clean the trap after every activation? Leaving scorch marks wouldnt make for a very good trap would it?

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Ever tried to clean a pizza stone? Pretty sure that magical fire is supposed to be hotter than the 400 something degrees my oven gets to in using one.

[-] xkforce@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think you underestimate how good cleaning spells are. You think some wizard is going to clean that pizza stone with their hands like some sort of peasant? They didn't go to Hogwarts to learn some substandard spell that requires you to preclean like some bargain bin dish soap would.

[-] TotallyNotADolphin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

If those hogwarts wizards could cleanup their shit while dropping one mid-walk, they could definately clean a pizza stone without breaking a sweat

[-] Leeks@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago

The trap has a timer that uses prestidigitation to clean the area shortly there after.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago

the janitor has a deactivation key

[-] Shawdow194@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Punishing reckless players doesnt hurt sometimes

[-] xkforce@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Ignoring hints is recklessness. The only hint that there is anything off about the room is that the DM says that there isnt anything special about it.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

"You don't see anything wrong with the room" is very different from "there is nothing wrong with the room", too.

[-] xkforce@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago
[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Not every reply is a rebuttal; sometimes it's a concurrence.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

How would carefully examining your surroundings be anything but the opposite of reckless, though. Annoying, perhaps, but that's a different problem this would only encourage.

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Describing things well, putting some thought into world building and just thinking through responses to player questions doesn't hurt either.

Also, exactly which part of questioning the DM twice and sending a familiar in first was reckless in this scenario?

And don't even tell me 'maybe they scrubbed the room after each time.' Have you ever seen a pizza stone?

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

You're the tables lawyer aren't you ;)

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

I actually had the opposite experience as a DM, players were so paranoid and distrusting that I had to make the world harsher than intended so they wouldn't waste so much time being suspicious of nothing

[-] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

I remember once session our DM got a new mimics minis set. When I say everything in the room turned out to be a mimic, I mean everything. The rug, the door, the table, the chair, the potted plant, and yes, the chest.

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Should have kept the chest the only thing that's not a mimic!

[-] Razzazzika@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

Ah... familiar trap running. I am familiar with this sport.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

A little too Raph.

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