Witchfire

joined 2 years ago
[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago) (1 children)

Renouncing US citizenship is no easy task, and I'd rather not do that before I get new citizenship

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

But mom says we already have conservative party at home

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Salem, MA is one of my favorite places to be. I used to go there so often that the locals thought I was a local. I planned to "retire" (whatever the millennial equivalent is) there.

Nowadays it's no longer safe to visit home

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Offspring? In this economy?

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

I left earlier this year. I'm a tan skinned Latina trans woman immigrant, basically their #1 target. I'm still absolutely terrified for my friends and family.

I truly hate that I'm still chained to the US via my citizenship. A part of me hopes they denaturalize me so I don't have to pay them shit.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Who do you think they're going to Merc? Is it Jigsaw?

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 15 points 2 hours ago

Gestapo. They're Nazi Gestapo. Treat them as they deserve.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Cue The Onion

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

I have a friend who looks like this, works in nuclear engineering, is a FANTASTIC fire performer, is kinky as shit, and is bi. Don't give up hope.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I fled the country because basically everyone in the administration is signaling for my death. While I do miss my friends and community every day, I don't regret leaving.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago

Taxes.

I wouldn't mind if they went to something other than the military and ICE

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

MAGA is a cancer that has metastisized. It's time to lop off the leg so we can save the torso. Money that would've gone towards red states can instead go towards getting people out

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Splat bombs are OP (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Witchfire@lemmy.world to c/splatoon@lemmy.world
 

Found this in my old archives and figured it'd be appreciated here. Most satisfying wipeout by far. Maybe not satisfying for the other team though

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Nowhere is safe (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Witchfire@lemmy.world to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
 

People spend one-third of their lives asleep. What if employees could work during that time … in their dreams?

Prophetic, a venture-backed startup founded earlier this year, wants to help workers do just that. Using a headpiece the company calls the “Halo,” Prophetic says consumers can induce a lucid dream state, which occurs when the person having a dream is aware they are sleeping. The goal is to give people control over their dreams, so they can use that time productively. A CEO could practice for an upcoming board meeting, an athlete could run through plays, a web designer could create new templates—“the limiting factor is your imagination,” founder and CEO Eric Wollberg told Fortune.

Article (fuck your paywall)

Edit: someone else beat me to it, I cede to you my bruh

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Witchfire@lemmy.world to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
 

I'm a performer, so I need my account for work and to book gigs. I've been locked out for almost a month due to a platform bug, and have tried and exhausted every possible avenue of support.

 

When a dragon looms overhead, casting its dreadful shadow upon the town, panic and chaos ensue. Peasants abandon their homes in haste, guards grasp their weapons with trembling hands, and even the most seasoned heroes of the town shiver with dread. However, the Olympian is the exception, harboring no fear within their heart. Instead, they are driven by an unwavering compulsion to confront the dragon that has dared to make its presence known.

The path of the Olympian empowers the barbarian to face creatures of myth and legend. Often misunderstood as reckless fools, drunken rabble-rousers, or lunatics courting death, Olympians view the formidable beings they challenge as stepping stones on their ascent to greatness. To these fearless individuals, common thugs are but minor nuisances, for they roam the land in relentless pursuit of titans, dragons, legendary beasts, and sometimes even gods.

This homebrew subclass is inspired by mythological heroes such as Hercules, Thor, and Beowolf, as well as games such as God of War and Shadow of the Colossus. The indomitable Olympian has no fear, and is driven by the urge to hunt down the biggest, baddest mfs out there. They possess unique abilities that enable them to track down worthy opponents, withstand their most powerful attacks, and take down titans with ease.

GMBinder link


Hello, everyone! I'm Alice Witchfire, a long-time creator of 5e homebrew content. I'm gradually transitioning my work here because fuck Reddit. Nowadays, you can primarily find me hanging out on the Discord of Many Things

Please do let me know if you used my homebrew! I write free homebrew in the hopes that I can improve others' D&D experiences, so all feedback is apopreciated!

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