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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website

Fixed by @ummthatguy@startrek.website

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

"I'm a doctor, not a tactical officer."

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Where are we? - I'm a Doctor not a Science Officer

Why are flying into that star? - I'm a Doctor not a Helmsman

Why do we keep hailing for pizza? - I'm a Doctor not a Communications Officer

Why are we firing phasers and photon torpedos? - I'm a Doctor not a Tactical Officer

EVERYONE - Why do you keep asking these question? - I'm a Doctor not a Captain!

[-] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Where's Dr. M'Benga?! You know he can kick all of our asses, right?!

[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] teft@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Blah blah blah where's this where's that? WHERE'S DOCTOR BOYCE?!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

20 years flying in space and no one ever realized that he wasn't a doctor .... just some guy serving hard liquor to the crew whenever they got upset.

[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

Thanks. Just doing my civic duty.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Fixed the post with the new doctors. I think this is all of them, barring some special guest or something.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Oh poo. We forgot about grumpus doctor from the second TOS pilot. Apparently his name was Dr. Piper.

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Much better

[-] teft@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No, this is Dr. Who.

But we're talking about Star Trek here.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Only if he does a hit of the green stuff.

[-] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

He developed Protocol 12 after he was already a special forces operator known as "The Ghost".

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Does he really deserve to be on Doctor Bridge Crew?

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Bashir looks so happy to be in Troi's seat. "Left hand man of the captain!"

[-] ULS@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

What kind of doctor are you?

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