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If X was a sandwich: Spock (startrek.website)
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[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

This is too cruel! Spock could at least be smoked chicken! He has seasonings, and they're actually more intense than human seasonings! It's why he must struggle so hard to control them, with white bread and mayo, (maybe some capers for a light touch of alien zing).

[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

But in the struggle to stay connected to his Vulcan roots, he suppresses his want of more flavorful ingredients. Still, his human side grants him the will to allow the spritely and mildly spicy punch of chipotle mayo.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

On the other hand, he's a vegetarian, so I'm not sure about the chicken.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

I can't explain why this is accurate, but it is.

[-] VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

Seems bland as hell on the surface, but hiding a spicy side.

[-] Jaccident@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

But Vulcans are vegetarian! Surely this should be something plain and veggie. A hummus pita with a single kebab shop pickled chili.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is the chipotle his human half?

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I um that sounds low key delicious.

Fair. Spock is also low key delicious.

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I am thinking it would be matzo bread, paschal lamb with a bit of squeezed lemon and red wine.

And when he sits down to eat it he would notice some tribble hairs and pick them all off individually before eating.

EDIT: Not sure if you can get paschal lamb from a replicator but fuck is that stuff good irl.

[-] MiddledAgedGuy@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Doesn't track for this human.

This meal: would try out of curiosity.

X: won't try because garbage.

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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