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[-] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 28 points 1 year ago

When you are in a "try not to laugh" competition and your enemy is footage of billionaires brutally dying in an submarine implosion.

[-] SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It was probably instant, not brutal

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Unconfirmed from official sources, but they might have known something was wrong for 15+ mins.

[-] Pitri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Unlikely. At that insane pressure, the hull is either completely intact, or, once moving, completely imploding in a fraction of human reaction time. We're talking about time frames of a millisecond. They couldn't possibly have seen it coming. One moment you're alive and well, the next moment your body is nothing more than paste.

The only evidence for them to legitimately worry about would have been from knowledge about any kind of sketchy practices and/or material choices during the building process.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I really wonder if we'll ever find out if the leaked transcripts are authentic.

This video looks clickbait af but it goes over it with some detail.

Edit: 1000th lemmy comment woo 🎉

[-] loz@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

I believe what this user is referencing is the fact that they had sensors all throughout the carbon fibre hull to detect issues. So there could have been an "oh fuck" period before the instantaneous implosion.

[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

iirc the guy that got fired for pointing out problems said, that the system might only provide a warning miliseconds before the ~~ex~~ implosion.

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Real Engineering agreed with that too: https://youtu.be/6LcGrLnzYuU

Edit: He called it “safety theatre”.

[-] Starburn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I haven't been following it closely. Is there actually footage?

[-] sandpiper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Not that I’ve heard. I think it was pretty instant.

[-] thejml@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

The company really imploded under the pressure.

Once the media coverage started, the cracks started to show.

[-] meldroc@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Oh, be nice to Stockton - his entire life imploded because of this incident!

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

I cannot fathom the pressure he must feel

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Wow. That's a low blow!

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

.....

.....

Heh

[-] simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

You could say, he was in bits 😎

I'll see myself out

[-] disk42@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

To shreds you say....

[-] Retirix_YT@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m deeply disappointed by this, very unfortunate. When I first heard about OceanGate I nearly imploded with excitement, but now I feel a titanic amount of sadness about this recent news.

I hope Stockton will be ok with the huge amount of pressure now on him, I’m sure this is a low point in his life

Sorry

[-] Innocent_Bystander@lemdro.id 9 points 1 year ago

That's deep

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

The companie's clients were also crushed.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Listen to the behind the bastards podcast episodes on this jagoff, really drives home what a loser he was.

[-] mr_sparkle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Did they all have to huddle over the tiny monitor to see the wreckage?

Asking for a friend…

[-] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Too soon! Not nice to say this, their company might even go under!

[-] randomguy2323@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Bro.. I do not have to laugh

[-] CoLa666@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

You beautiful son of a bitch :'-D

[-] justcallmelarry@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] rarely@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Comedy = tragedy + time - class.

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