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[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

This is fwdsfromgrandpa material

[-] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

It's missing the "wahmen ☕" kick, but checks out as grandpa material.

[-] impiri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

What's with all the memes shitting on vegetarianism? I'm a meat eater, but I feel like Lemmy has just been swarmed with edgy 14 year old redditors who thrive on jokes about killing animals.

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm a meat eater, I'm also a chef for a vegan ready-meal company, this is funny, grow a sense of humour, it can be rotated in when your lentils come to fruit.

[-] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

I ran into it somewhere and thought it was !dadjoke material based on the pun, no political opinions intended. I grew up on a cattle farm so I know where the cows come from.

[-] arensb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I remember a friend telling me, "I'm going vegetarian: I'm switching to only corn-fed beef."

[-] JoShmoe@social.fossware.space 1 points 1 year ago

Resistance is ‘fetal’!

[-] orwellianlocksmith@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
[-] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just because I have an affinity for White New-Balance Classics doesn't make me a Boomer, OK?

Besides, they go with my outfit no matter what color my cargo shorts or polo is... which happens to be the official uniform of !dadjokes; and that is where you happen to be. This is an amazing punnerific Dad Joke. I know because I tried it on my son and got an audible groan of approval. So, scamper on back to yiffit.net or wherever you came from if that is all you have.

Though if you have a !dadjokes worthy flame, bring it on, I love a good Internet trolling.

[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

except the ingredients are listed on the back, meanwhile you're eating animals grown in shit-covered cages.

c/memesthatwontagewell

[-] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Its ok because the shit gets washed off of the hide before it gets turned into the leather for the seats in my new car.

This is !dadjokes, this is a pun joke, no political message about the food you decide to eat or not yet intended.

[-] zephyr@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

The Fediverse has lots of Vegan activists compared to others, maybe that's behind the downvotes.. Take my upvote fellow meat enjoyer

[-] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

I assume it comes from newly federated people browsing All and not realizing this is !dadjokes. Or maybe just people who hate a good pun joke.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social -5 points 1 year ago

Cows turn plants into food

[-] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

They turn it into energy, for them.

Well, most animals are plant-based...

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