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Coffee rule
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I worry about you people and your weak bowels.
the blood isn't even that dark red!
The word "bootyhole" always kills me.
Anus? Nah. Butthole? Nah. Asshole? Definitely not.
"Bootyhole" hits different.
Yeah, the meme itself made me laugh out loud, but I almost didn't save it because the word "bootyhole" gives me the creeps...
(Not to judge OP, or anyone who uses the word, this is a me problem)
I need to know where you got that awesome picture for my cosmic horror TTRPG sessions lol
Can someone explain why coffee does that? I've not been able to find an explanation while being on the toilet at work.
Here is a good article that explains it. Interestingly coffee promotes the urge to poop in at least one-third of the population and tends to impact women more than men.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop#TOC_TITLE_HDR_2
Research has shown that caffeine makes the colon 60% more active than water and 23% more active than decaf coffee.
Caffeine is a laxative.
Only coffee does this to me though. It's got to be a combination of things. I know coffee is higher in caffeine than most other drinks, but I sometimes take a caffeine pill, which is even higher, and it has never caused the coffee shits.
I drink decaf and it still has the same effect for me.
You should see mine.
Show me.
You'll have to buy me a drink or two first, honey.
I'm not investing that kind of capital into an anus I haven't even seen yet
Sounds like you can’t afford it and I don’t let broke bitches near this bussy, sug.
The smell is enough for me in the morning!
Fiber
I wish coffee affected my anus. Nicotine deffo does. But not caffeine.
3K breakfast
Have you tried cleaning your coffee machine?
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