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[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Literally just astrology for men

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s somehow worse. Astrology is silly and fun.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

So astrology...? But for men...?

[–] nobloat@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Alpha man ? As in the release before all the bug fixes ?

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

unstable, incomplete, doesn't do what it's supposed to

sounds about right yeah

[–] relay@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

That gives a new meaning to beta testing.

[–] funky_tomatoe@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago
[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

screams in Danish and dissappears

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

It's when the big red arrow points at John Wick's eye.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

You know, when I found out these weirdos believed in this stuff I thought 'eh, whatever, sounds odd but whatever', then I found out these weird losers considered themselves alphas, and it was the funniest thing ever. It's basically just celebrity worship when they call famous people alphas (which is nothing new), but that they actually consider themselves alphas is just hilarious.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 years ago

wait, sexual preference is gender?

[–] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm a fan of Hλlf-Life and therefore a λ male

[–] Tommasi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't the idea that alphas are packleaders for betas? If there's an equal amount of alphas and betas are they all just leading a single sidekick?

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Vox Day (a reactionary) came up with a male sociosexual hierarchy that has rungs below beta.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Omega, the Final Male

[–] GreenWater@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 years ago

I read it as the male sociosexual hierarchy is so ridiculous that even grill pilled people who can't be asked to learn about queer liberation stuff see it as absurd.

[–] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Omega isn’t on there because their pheromones are too strong and need to be inhibited by suppressants. IYKYK

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago
[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gotta go clean and say I'm an Omega-3 male. I'm a total healthcel, I be chugging unsaturated fats like fr

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

I'm quite literally an Omega male. Where that puts me on their sexual hierarchy I don't know or care. Probably at the bottom.

[–] IronicallyInTheWest@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

where my smegma males at?

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

diamat male gang where?