Ligma Male (lemmygrad.ml)

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[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 10 months ago

Literally just astrology for men

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

It’s somehow worse. Astrology is silly and fun.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 10 months ago

So astrology...? But for men...?

[+] pigginz@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 10 months ago

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[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

You know a gamma male when you see them because they're smoking hot and absolutely glowing, but ultimately extremely toxic to be around.

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 10 months ago

I never thought I'd see a radiation joke on this site, but I'm not complaining

[-] SovereignState@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 10 months ago

There is but one gamma male. Dr. David Banner—physician, scientist—searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. And now, when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter.

The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit. David Banner is believed to be dead. And he must let the world think that he is dead until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

[-] HaSch@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 10 months ago

There are also kappa males who require constant moisture applied to their foreheads and steal people's buttplugs

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago

Demisexual isn't a gender

[-] nobloat@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago

Alpha man ? As in the release before all the bug fixes ?

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

unstable, incomplete, doesn't do what it's supposed to

sounds about right yeah

[-] relay@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 10 months ago

That gives a new meaning to beta testing.

[-] funky_tomatoe@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 10 months ago

what's ligma?

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 10 months ago

Ligma balls.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Gottem

[-] HighOnCopium@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

screams in Danish and dissappears

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

It's when the big red arrow points at John Wick's eye.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

You know, when I found out these weirdos believed in this stuff I thought 'eh, whatever, sounds odd but whatever', then I found out these weird losers considered themselves alphas, and it was the funniest thing ever. It's basically just celebrity worship when they call famous people alphas (which is nothing new), but that they actually consider themselves alphas is just hilarious.

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 10 months ago

wait, sexual preference is gender?

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm a fan of Hλlf-Life and therefore a λ male

[-] Tommasi@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Isn't the idea that alphas are packleaders for betas? If there's an equal amount of alphas and betas are they all just leading a single sidekick?

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 10 months ago

Vox Day (a reactionary) came up with a male sociosexual hierarchy that has rungs below beta.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Omega, the Final Male

[-] GreenWater@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Demisexual is a gender?

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 10 months ago

I read it as the male sociosexual hierarchy is so ridiculous that even grill pilled people who can't be asked to learn about queer liberation stuff see it as absurd.

[-] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Omega isn’t on there because their pheromones are too strong and need to be inhibited by suppressants. IYKYK

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

A/B/O gang

[-] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Why is Sigma listed higher than Beta and Gamma? Do these so-called alphas not know the Greek alphabet?

[-] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 10 months ago

You expect them to know anything at all?

[-] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

I expect them to try harder and with at least 30% more bravado!

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

The description for ligma male is pure cope. It's someone whose so not at the top that they're actually the real ones on the top. Fascism is fucking stupid.

[-] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

They should just decide who gets to be on top Battle Royale style. Everyone who wants to be in the running enters and the last one alive gets to be the alpha. Everyone else can then lick their toes or whatever the fuck they think needs to happen ez pz.