this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Times were tough before OnlyFans

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

it was OnlyShower timeline

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ye olde camgirl

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

He looks like he wouldn't even hurt a fly

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell, I'd still do it... it's cheap and a hole's a hole 🤷.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For $10? Hell, I'll let her watch.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

That object in her hand is a dildo, right? RIGHT?!?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

hit and run

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So $12 includes a commemorative video I get to keep?

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Hell, even it was $20 I'd still get the extra pacakge.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think a shower will be enough to ever get clean after a $10 encounter.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Hey, at least you'll smell nice 🤷.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know what this means.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

You got $10?

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@SendMePhotos@lemmy.world, nude or...

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Senders choice! So far I've received a landscape scenery.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only at a 270° angle. Right boob must be a 90° angle.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For simplicity, we will assume that the nipple is a positive Z axis integer with the head of a body positioned at positive Y. Any rotations would then fall on the X axis, in degrees, unless specified otherwise. This way, the rotation would be on a standard body rotation of left and right. Else one may have to take a photo with a rotated body in possibly an inverted position.. Or I suppose simply rotating the camera, which is less entertaining.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This way, the rotation would be on a standard body rotation of left and right.

Uuummm, I don't think so... at least not acording to the pic. If you rotate on the x-axis, essentially the body is moving like a gymnist on a high bar.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oops, you are correct. I guess I got my axes mixed up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Meeh, we all make mistakes 🤷.

Still want that left tit pic? Gotta warn you, it's hairy 😂.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's beautiful! I'll treasure this moment forever.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

🤣🤣🤣

Don't forget to mention my tit when you get asked the same question again 🤣🤣🤣.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You make me want to change my name to 6f4e37

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Had to google that to be honest 😂... didn't know what coffee was spelled like in hex 😂.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Firipu@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Watch alone 2usd? Watch together with the sign writer 10usd? I mean, the more the merrier I guess?

Or am I misunderstanding this?

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

That's a different spin on this, but... I'LL TAKE IT!