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[–] potatobro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Born to shit... Forced to wipe πŸ˜“

[–] resin85@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Sometimes it's like wiping a marker

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it's likely the best personal hygiene investment I've ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn't have a bidet.

[–] devopspalmer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit

[–] explodicle@local106.com 8 points 2 years ago

Japan was right all along

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

This is why I pay free range chickens to peck the shit off my asshole. It keeps them out of the factory farms, reduces water use, provides the chicken a fair day wage for a fair day of work, and keeps my butthole squeaky clean.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah people are weird about bidets. They're obviously a great invention

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 6 points 2 years ago

"Piss on your arse" is so weirdly telling of how they conceptualise it...

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are some people.....

[–] SuperRecording@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

'stream of water' is wrong characterization, it's about a power-washing jet -- blast off those poo particles

[–] thrawn@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I like the extremely narrow opinion held by whoever took the original screenshot, judging from their use of the agree/disagree buttons. They believe that some form of washing is necessary, but only the exact amount of a bidetβ€” using soap is too much. A very specific middle ground.

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

All I’m seeing is someone who upvotes what they agree with and downvotes what they disagree with lol

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The original purpose was to upvote comments that added to the conversation and down vote those that didn't.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Intent vs. actual use can vary wildly.

The guillotine was invented as a convenient way to slice your melons, but it was unfortunately misused.

[–] wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately? Sounds like you're a French bourgeoisie who needs an appointment with a guillotine!

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

I don’t lol it’s a terrible way to operate. It’s common unfortunately but it’s not supposed to be how it works.

[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Or just dont shit simple.

[–] peanuts4life@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just dump a liter of bleach in the upper deck and remove the seat. Nothing cleans you up better than a good swirl.

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Lemmy needs a β€œVote for best of” feature.

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I got one after a surgery because I couldn’t touch my butthole without screaming. And I still thought they were weird. Now I can’t stand it if one isn’t available. Fwiw, if you are a relatively clean pooper the toilet paper is mainly for drying off.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hello fellow Jerboa user!

Open source Lemmy clients ftw!

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You commenting here proves you're not using Jerboa. Or was the keyboard bug finally fixed?

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Considering I have no idea what you're talking about I'll say it was.

There is a bug with the GrapheneOS keyboard being strangely buggy when backspacing (it gets confused about where the word starts so if you delete the last letter of a word it will instead delete the space just before the word which is annoying as hell) however that bug is definitely not exclusive to Jerboa and only happens with that keyboard so Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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[–] taanegl@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn't peeling skin off flesh, it's not effective enough.

[–] Montagge@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I like to back flush my sinuses to help with my allergies

[–] spaphy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think I'm going to smell anyone's asshole in a nearby future and I pray you don't either, friend.

Wipe until clean, spray your anus with water, just get the job done and shower often.

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[–] kungkungblabak@mastodon.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] heyfrancis@mastodon.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kenwebdevbtw@mastodon.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] djasee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

having a hard time finding other leninists here. your name suggests your familiar with the Haitian revolution. What about the Cuban Revolution of '59? Β‘Siempre poder a la gente! ml

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who wants to tell them wet wipes exist?

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

zizek-theory

but genuinely he has a bit about this. toilet habits are oddly politically important

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My old flatmate would shower after every. single. shit. Which was fine in the afternoon/evening. But we got up for work at the same time, and he'd take 20mins in the shower plus 10-15 pooping. Which meant I'd have to be up an hour earlier than I needed to be to be able to poop in the morning.....

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