this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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[–] sidtirouluca@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago

im famous too 🌝

[–] adinfinitum@lemmy.film 49 points 2 years ago (14 children)

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

[–] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 years ago

Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

[–] sorrus@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] adinfinitum@lemmy.film 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ blazing a trail to influencerdom

Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

[–] Cow_says_moo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Redeem it in the karma store, of course!

[–] hemmes@vlemmy.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OMG, OMG, is that @adinfinitum@lemmy.film??

OMG, can I have your upvote??? Ahhhhhhh!!

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

We're going to the moon guys!

[–] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Beg businesses to give you free stuff for exposure, of course

[–] Robertej92@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures

I need an autograph now!

[–] Muninn@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

[–] AlternActive@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.

[–] dub@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 1 points 2 years ago

big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎

[–] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hey it's @adinfinitum@lemmy.film on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you're the next Unidan, but maybe don't turn into a toxic dick like he did.

[–] paciencia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

i don't remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.

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[–] Djangofett@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.

[–] Button777777@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

We got you buddy

[–] Cow_says_moo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

[–] Barns@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

[–] rockhandle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.

C'mon guys tell us where you cum

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[–] razza856@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily

[–] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You must be drowning in dms

[–] razza856@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

the ladies can’t control themselves

[–] Rebelappliance@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.

[–] TheDarkSigil@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?

[–] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes

[–] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Without inviting all of us?

[–] mah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

You are on flour, right?

[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

And you have 14. Damn.

[–] tsl@vlemmy.net 2 points 2 years ago

Numbers, Mason! What do they mean?

[–] some_realness@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

i could go my whole life without ever seeing pepe the frog again btw, I recommend leaving him at the corner when you move.

Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Nobody knows my name, only my memes

[–] Fezz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.

[–] Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.

[–] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife

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[–] goat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago
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