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[-] adinfinitum@lemmy.film 47 points 1 year ago

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

[-] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 year ago

Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

[-] sorrus@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago
[-] adinfinitum@lemmy.film 7 points 1 year ago

πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ blazing a trail to influencerdom

Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

[-] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Beg businesses to give you free stuff for exposure, of course

[-] Cow_says_moo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Redeem it in the karma store, of course!

[-] hemmes@vlemmy.net 3 points 1 year ago

OMG, OMG, is that @adinfinitum@lemmy.film??

OMG, can I have your upvote??? Ahhhhhhh!!

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We're going to the moon guys!

[-] Muninn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

[-] Robertej92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures

I need an autograph now!

[-] dub@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success

[-] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 1 points 1 year ago

big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎

[-] AlternActive@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.

[-] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hey it's @adinfinitum@lemmy.film on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!

[-] paciencia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

i don't remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.

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[-] alertsleeper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water

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[-] Djangofett@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.

[-] Button777777@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

We got you buddy

[-] Cow_says_moo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

[-] Barns@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

[-] rockhandle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.

C'mon guys tell us where you cum

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[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.

[-] match@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

and we still don't know if he had a good time that weekend

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[-] TheDarkSigil@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?

Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes

[-] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Without inviting all of us?

[-] mah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

You are on flour, right?

[-] razza856@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily

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[-] Rebelappliance@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

And you have 14. Damn.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎

[-] tsl@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago

Numbers, Mason! What do they mean?

[-] Moc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Nobody knows my name, only my memes

[-] LordNicodemus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Mfw who the fuck are you lmao

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

He's a celebrity of a very very very small niche!

[-] macawire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It’s like when we had YikYak on college campuses.

[-] some_realness@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i could go my whole life without ever seeing pepe the frog again btw, I recommend leaving him at the corner when you move.

[-] Fezz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.

[-] Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.

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