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[–] JakenVeina@vlemmy.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude's got a point, but I still can't help but think...

"Dodongo Cavern is blocked by a giant boulder. We're starving!"

"Why don't you eat the boulder?"

[–] fidodo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

A tree fell on the road blocking the path! Why don't you eat the tree?

[–] Smooth_Riker@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

If I remember correctly, they say that the rocks in the cavern are merely "the most delicious". So this is really the equivalent of a kid opening the fridge and seeing that they're out of pizza rolls and whining that there's nothing to eat.

[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Be sure to eat your rocks and stones.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or else ya don't get any pebbles!

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you don't eat your rocks, you can't have any pebbles!

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

How can you have any pebbles if you don't eat your rock!

[–] xhBIROhx@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I feel like this is a reference to some deep rocks, but not sure

[–] Kogra98@lemmy.one 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Did I hear a rock and stone?

No, I'm genuinely asking. Is that what you said?

[–] xhBIROhx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

they said "rocks and stones" so yes.. in plural?

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Do different rocks have different tastes? Do they season one sort of rock with others? What is the cooking equivalent for a rock? Maybe grinding it up and recombining to different sorts of tasty concrete?

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Humans also season food with one type of rock, so it wouldn't be out of questions if Gorons had one or two plants they also use.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

All my Goron homies only eat Marbled Rock Roast. All other rocks are shit!

[–] bric@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Considering that there's a side quest in to where a rock connoisseur is looking for a rare type of flint, I'd say theres definitely different flavors of rock. And in terms of cooking, the gorons have grills where they literally just cook rocks. I'm not sure if they're trying to metamorphize them into different rocks or what's actually going on, but they don't eat their rocks raw. I wonder if concrete would be like a soup for them?