If it was me, i would ask the people there how to retrieve my stuff.... I might get into trouble but hey in this scenario im a police who lose their gun to MRI machine so I'll look stupid either way

Here's my favorite

It was fun hanging with y'all, break out the good stuff because you aren't handing it down to the next generation.

Parents often say that they love their children and would do anything for them, but they didn't love them enough to give their children a habitable future.

Before reading the "so this isn't the answer to your specific question, but I just think they're neat." My mind went:

A seal? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within their pond?

Then the guy goes to lemmy and asks "how to not poo for 3 days" to show his girl that he can change. But it's all meaningless now because he eats too much beans. Today he just stood in the corner stroganoff his beef

"Where are you when i need you oh wise Iguanadon"