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[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Driveway4964@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Username checks out

[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Forget Everything And...

Shit I don't remember it

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.

[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Tbh I don't know what those are even though I wasn't told to forget them

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Rectum. I'm pretty sure that's what the R stands for, right? I can't remember... Maybe it's rectal.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It'll always be First Encounter Assault Recon to me.

[–] EarWorm@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I honestly don't understand why it hasn't been remade already. Easy money for the studio.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] webpack@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Or fried egg and rice

Frantic Edging Around Rodents

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Forget Everything And Rise - The stoner's mantra

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 8 points 2 years ago

Forget Everything And Repeat - the 50 first dates mantra

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

First, eat ass raucously

[–] neonred@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Fail Everything And Retire

[–] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Forge Exquisite Armour Reproductions

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago

seize the means of reproduction

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Felatio? Eh, AlRight

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

always has been

[–] TommySalami@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Find Egress; Aquire Ride. That kinda works.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Do you know, I'm not convinced that's the etymology at all.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm so not used to this not being accompanied by Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo with a flintlock pistol.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Freaky Egg and Roomba

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 4 points 2 years ago

Fudge Everything And Refinance

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Frankly, errors are right

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

The furry fandom (in a nutshell)

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 years ago

Fall Everywhere And cRy

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Fuck everything, aneurysm reaction

[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Funny elegant adorable rappers

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Compton represent

[–] wiikifox@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

TIL EA always means "Everything And". Now things like "EA Sports" and "EA FC" make sense.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everything And Fast Castle?

[–] wiikifox@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

Everything And [a] Fast Castle perhaps?

[–] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago

Show that hot stove burner who's boss!