I know all you junior MovieSnobs, subscribed or not, have been distraught, crying your eyes out on the lack of posts here lately. That's because I'm writing you from the sunny Mediterranean coast instead of the skyrise MovieSnob offices. Since the beaches of southern mid-Italy aren't conducive to journalistic cinematic concentration and the fact I hate composing on my telefonino, I shine the spotlight on you, the potential discriminating cinema aficionado and journalist.

Go ahead, I double-dog dare ya! Post yer snobby opinion on whatever cinematic subject you desire! Think Gravity was the best science-fiction of the 21^st^ century and you're ready to defend that bold statement? Wanna expound on how Inland Empire was Lynch's finest moment (it wasn't)? Take your best shot!

Don't fret...I'll be around lemmy.film. But now, if you'll excuse me, I have spritzes and bikinis waiting for me.