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Confucius say butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders. 🍑

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[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Proud of myself! I've been craving fish & chips, but it's getting to the stage where it's costing over $100 for the five of us! And sometimes it's not that great. So after work I bought some fish from the local market. I bought school shark because it seemed like a good price and gave me sufficient quantity to have a couple of attempts if I messed up, but everyone loved it! It was a huge success! I've always been a bit scared to do it because I'm not 100% on what to do and was afraid I'd screw it up. So I looked up wikiHow, lol. My chips were tasty, the fish was delish and it cost me $20, which is a massive saving. This is a big thing for me!

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[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just got hacked at work. Can't do emails, ordinary work or access the accounts program. Up to date on everything else. They were pretending to be Windows Defender.
Twiddle thumbs afternoon coming up. Ho hum.

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Uh oh. They get even the most vigilant. And that’s only the stuff we hear about.

Anyhoo, how have you been?

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[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Started a new antidepressant today. Haven't been on one before so I'm curious to see what happens.

I do hope it does something. I'd hate to go on the medication merry go round to find something effective.

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Good luck. It can take a while to adjust. I found the serotonin based ones work fast for me (lucky I guess) but I always feel wonky and a bit sedated for a while, while I get used to having a quiet brain. If they work they are a game changer. Fingers crossed you are in that bucket

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago
[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The one that works for me is desvenlafaxine/Pristiq - it'll take a bit of time to work, but be patient and if you feel really off or even a bit suicidal, please talk to your doc asap.

Good luck, friend!

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[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Update on the new meds: I actually feel great. It's called Wellbutrin and apparently is used to quit smoking (bonus!) and for weight loss also (2nd bonus). I just feel kind of motivated? And have a lot more energy.

Early days yet, so we'll see.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Coffee was so good I'm pretty sure I made my O face. I definitely moaned. 10/10 has saved my day.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't normally post things like this. To the old lady in that big mf ute thing, who took 7 goes and 2 different parking spots to reverse park and could barely see over the steering wheel jfc. Go park down the back.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

I'd joke and say she's probably got a Barina in the back, but the trays on those things are shorter than a bloody Falcon ute, so they're useless even in that regard.

(Let the hate commence)

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Bip-bip bip-bip yeah!

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am bored at work, so here is dad joke for Monday - A Grandfather tells his Grandson, “When I was a boy, you could go into a store with coins in your pocket and come out with a loaf of bread, lunch and a bottle of milk.” The Grandson replies, “You can’t do that anymore Grandpa, there’s too many cameras now“.

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[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Erp. Woke up at 11am. Gonna carpe whatever is left of the diem

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

today can carpe deez nuts.

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[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Gah. Was meant to catch up with a friend for coffee and lo and behold my car wouldn’t start :(

Have called out roadside assistance to have a look, I suspect it’s the battery.

I hope it’s only flat and doesn’t need replacing.

Pray for me.

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Annual performance bullshit completed. They still have no idea

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that all the work was done by cat, paid with 🥖

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

He’s certainly attended enough meetings to deserve payment

[–] tone212_@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

What a lovely start to the week. One of my bosses messages on Teams group chat wishing me a happy birthday for yesterday. 20 minutes later, she sends me an email saying I won't be eligible for the bonus that all other staff will be getting for the team exceeding Q2 performance for the most bullshit reasons (the real reason being, they asked me to leave and don't care to pay me anything extra, even though I contributed like everyone else). Together with some wank about how she wanted to tell me in person but the time of year makes that difficult. Spineless individual.

Planning to resign within the next month and it cannot come quick enough. Thinking another sickie between now and then too.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

That sounds like workplace bullying and depending on the size of the bonus might be worth a call to fairwork.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Happy birthday and fuck these people.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Planning to resign within the next month and it cannot come quick enough. Thinking another sickie between now and then too.

then call this crap out. You got nothing to lose.

[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Happy belated birthday and may you get to yeet these ungrateful fucks out of your life asap.

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Happy Birthday for yesterday.

January (and late December, early February) birthdays are unrewarding. “Sorry we didn’t get you a present, we re still broke from Christmas”.

Good luck with getting a redundancy and payout, as long as it doesn’t come at the cost of any mental health.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Had fairly small habs last year but this year we're already seeing 'normal' sized ones which is a relief:

spoiler___

Looks like a few hundred are on the way.

One of the best times of growing them. the more you look to find them, the more sneaky chillos there are hidden in plain sight.

[–] bull@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I am frying onions and my apartment smells so gooooooood. It is making my air purifier very excited though.

[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll never forget the time I batch cooked about 30 huge onions down into a spicy caramelised onion dish in my little dorm room in Japan (for a food festival) and probably fucked up the stove hood as a result. It was so good but the smell wasn't so great the day after and it took about 3 full days to air the tiny place out completely.

[–] bull@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yikes that sounds like weapons grade onion warfare.

My most intense onion story was the time in my first apartment when I bought 3 onions and left them (forgot about them) in the back of the pantry for.. who knows how long.. and then one day suddenly the apartment STANK and I was hunting for the source of the smell. Turns out the onions sort of melted into a dark sludge which dripped down multiple shelves. I can't remember how long that smell stuck around but it was a while. When I think about it I can still kind of smell it.

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unfortunately Melbcat does have a bacterial UTI. She's been prescribed banana scented antibiotics. Some cats like the taste but I had to chase her through the house to dose her when we got home. She's had her Solensia too which should help slow the arthritis as well as manage pain. The monthly vet bills are gonna be steep...

And just now I found out that this new antibiotic is amoxicillin which she's allergic to. I wish I'd noticed sooner 😬 Sorting it.

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Crying on the way to work because I'm tired. Ughhh UGH!

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[–] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Start of a new week, let's hope I can get off my arse and go job hunting instead of enjoying my break from working.

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I bought a couple of individually wrapped meat patties from a butcher yesterday early afternoon and then left them in my handbag until this morning, should I just turf em?

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Leave them in your handbag

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

For science.

[–] Mittens_meow@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How do I deal with a colleague that I can’t understand? He asked me something, I didn’t understand so asked again . Still didn’t understand. Didn’t know how to approach it -without coming across as insulting or looking stupid. yes he has an accent that makes it hard for me, especially over teams…. Usually not an issue for me but this one is a bit different than the usual

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

"Sorry mate, can you phrase it a different way? My brains a bit slow today" make it out as if its your fault.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

After the second time you say "I'm sorry I'm still not understanding". If it's important enough they will make you understand by slowing down and articulating their words better or say "doesn't matter".

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[–] bananafungus@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Swapped my pillows out for new ones and now my bed feels all wrong. Usually I'm a two stacker but the new ones are far to fluffy to stack but also not fluffy enough on their own. I fear a night of tossing and turning is afoot.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Risky wrap beach dins..

spoiler___

Had one doggo come up with a bit of interest but soon left because that was a hawt one.

[–] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Twice I've bought those glow in the dark stars and twice they never work. I've never felt so dumb. It surely shouldn't be that hard?

[–] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's because we expect them to work as well as the ones we had plastered all over our bedroom ceilings back in the 80's... which of course were likely full of chemicals that would have a snowflake's chance in hell of meeting any modern safety standards!

I mean hey, they looked great when I was 9, and the fact that I now glow in the dark all by myself is just a cool side-effect =)

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I want to get one of those star projector things, Seems like it'd be a lot easier.

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

After a great deal of measuring and deliberation I have put through an order to Ikea. There will be many flat things arriving that I will have to turn into not flat things.

It should be a good improvement for my sewing storage area, which has had a mix of random cheap storage solutions including wire cubes that don't really work that well. It's an awkard spot to get things to fit - I think it was originally a wardrobe, which the previous owner tried to turn into a bar, by putting a bench across the middle and putting an arch in the wall at the front to match an arched doorway in the room. Which means there is a really deep cupboard at the bottom which is hard to reach anything in, and the archway on top partially blocks access to shelves. I have bought the deepest drawers I can find to fit in the bottom, plus a couple of narrow trolleys on wheels that can be pulled out to get access. And some wire shelves to go on the top section that are about half the width of the bench.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is not my circus, not my monkeys,
But there I stand with a red nose,
Coloured hair and wacky clothes,
Juggling emails, calls, managers and techies,

Being a phone monkey is taxing,
No reception, the clients are pissed,
So listen and do my best to assist,
But I'm left wanting, waning and waxing.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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