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Let's get it behind us babe (discuss.tchncs.de)
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[-] xuxebiko@kbin.social 62 points 1 year ago

skip first & second base, go directy to third base.

[-] AmbleHamble@lemmy.fmhy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

im in ur computer, killing ur files

[-] pursuit@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

use protection ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 50 points 1 year ago

Malware is so old school. They ask for money directly these days

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago
[-] Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Show how fast you decompose

[-] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Then turns out she's real.

Once received "hello handsome" and in my mind Robert De Niro: "you're talking to me?"

I ignored her expecting the scammer will get banned but few months later, still not banned. I wonder if she was real .

[-] Neon@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago
[-] Vlyn@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Please stop, he's already dead :(

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry bro your virus.exe doesn't run. Can you send virus.deb?

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 5 points 1 year ago

virus.sh would be easier

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Actually they might add well send the sti.dll

[-] cmoney@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I'm on Linux bitch I thought you GNU.

[-] iks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

memz received, I hope

[-] Cabowski@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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