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[-] Oka@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

It's 877 not 867, unless they changed it in the last 10 years

[-] Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

Oh damn, you're right. It sounded right in my head when I saw it, and I didn't question.

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You got it confused with Jenny’s number, 867-5309.

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

I have a structured settlement and need Latinum NOW.

[-] nutbiggums@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

*Moon not included

[-] EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Is this something I'm too European to understand?

[-] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago

Actually, yes. JG Wentworth does cash advances and I'm assuming they are just as predatory as the rest of them. I doubt Europe has title loans and payday loans like the US, or so I would hope.

Anyways, JG Wentworth has commercials that are inherently meme'able where it starts with "it's my money and I want it now!" and is followed by all the extras in the scene suddenly breaking into song about cash advances.

[-] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you have something like a structured settlement from a lawsuit where you receive periodic payments of $X every month, or an annuity that pays out $Y a month, or anything like that - over the entire duration of the settlement or annuity you'll receive $Z total. JG Wentworth will give you some fraction of that $Z now, immediately, as a lump sum - and in turn all future periodic payments go to them. So you get a lot in the short term, but less than you would in the long term - and they get more in the long term than they gave you in the short term.

For a specific example, say you won $10,000,000 in the lottery, and it pays out of a 20 year annuity giving you $500,000 per year. JG Wentworth may give you $15,000,000 now in exchange for all future payments.

Those numbers are all completely made up - I don't know what kind of percentage they take.

They put out commercials like this. There are loads of them - hence the meme.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

Your example numbers show JGW giving you $5,000,000 extra on your lottery winnings.

[-] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Whoops 🙃 At least I gave the numbers a disclaimer right afterward. Maybe $7 million would be more realistic.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ah, memories...

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

To be fair, those might be the best low quality commercials out there. Also great, now the operatic version is stuck on my head.

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Just knock it off if it's stuck up there. It comes off easily enough.

[-] MrFappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I have long term payments, and I need cash now!

[-] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

I have a structured settlement and I need cash NOWWWW

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

877 cash cow.

877 cash cow.

your the coooooowwwww!

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