That's terrifying.
Image transcription: Sleep paralysis occurs when the bacteria living in your brain gain temporary control over your motor functions.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
actual fact, I stopped having issues with sleep paralysis after fixing my sinuses and deviated septum (broke my nose)
I've read enough Mira Grant to know that it's actually tapeworms living in your intestines.
Dang. I guess they've been taking over mine for years. Glad to have that figured out!
Oh good... All this time I was afraid it was cordycepts, glad to know I was worrying for nothing.
nine ten, never sleep again ....
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