Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals : theonion

[+] taanegl@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well, they're not entirely random in picking the people to execute.

[–] GONADS125@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah, they pick out the easiest person to pin a crime on/extract a false confession from.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

The Kyle Rittenhouse defense

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

If we get even one criminal, it will have all been worth it.

Stray not from the path of righteousness, or the random arm of the law may crush you! Or not, you know, it’s unpredictable really.

[–] nvvp@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, it's not going to be truly random. The lottery is fixed and only the poorest 30% are eligible.

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

For some reason they all come from Cleveland

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Just legalize Purge Night.

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[–] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What?

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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