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[-] DreamySweet@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 year ago

Your ghost spends a whole hour in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?

[-] cre0@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

How about you give them a little privacy

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

Why, doing things with the resident succubus of course...

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Look, poor dudes been dead for at least 150 years. It takes him awhile to get things going. It's a natural thing, every spirit has it's moments!

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Surfing Lemmy probably

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

I'd just piss the bed then buy a new one

[-] Alico@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Ackshaully 4 am is chocolate pudding time

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Pee is stored in the Guts

[-] roon@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Not me reading this post at 3am

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You‘re safe if you’re outside the US.

All ghosts that haunt houses are Victorian.

Edit: I just realized that „haunt“ is spoken with an O sound while „house“ is spoken with an A sound… oh ingrish…

[-] ballogh@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It's djinn time 😎

[-] shadearg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Another incentive to step away from broadcast programming.

this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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