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Messy girl's desk (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

I swear there is no cum in those napkins

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[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 7 months ago

Wow there, what's up with that FAT pizza?

[-] melechric@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

If that's pizza, it's seriously undercooked.

[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

That pizza has never been within five feet of an oven, it's anaemic

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago

That pizza has never been within five feet of an oven, it’s anaemic

thats funny, but no, it actually just was on the table for a few hours

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago
[-] TwiddleTwaddle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Ext4 pizza gang!

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago

this is a local brand pizza from store near my house

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

Oh Dr.Oetker is international? Wow, didn't know that (live in Germany). Was the pizza good?

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

yes, it is the exact same pizza that is on the photo (thought brand is local, but never can be so sure in europe), though i am in czech. red pizzas from this company are on the second place of my personal frozen pizzas top. top 1 is

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Looks like a pizza cake

[-] Corigan@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago

Oh Lord, is that a giant trash bag of cum napkins?

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago

no, it would smell bad. this is what i use for napkins for my nose (they are there because i am too lazy to get up from my desk and walk to the trash can), started like a half year ago and a few months ago bought that small trash can (i will use it, when that garbage bag will be full, yes it is not full yet)

[-] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 7 months ago

And the bottle to the right is just handsoap, of course

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago
[-] Necrodonut@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

Messy desk

How to ADHD

Yep, that tracks

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

I like the cum tissue bag, it gives the room that zaz.

[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Eating pizza off the cutting board is wild lol

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Tbh I used to open the box, flip it inside out and use that as both cutting board and serving tray.

[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

I guess that saves dishes lmao

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

it is actually a frozen pizza from a local store. and I eat those a lot, so I am a little bit lazy to use dishes

[-] SCmSTR@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago

What? Why? I used to do that all the time. You cut it up, and take it with you. Like they said, it saves dishes. Even when I was a teenager at my friend's house, we'd make a frozen pizza, take it out onto a cutting board, then just stand around and eat it off the board. Good memories.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago

Please at least throw out the giant bag of used tissues.

My wife and her sisters are Tissue Users. My brother-in-law complains endlessly about the omni-present "snot rags" he fines everywhere. I'm more resigned to my fate as a collector of used tissues; after I die, I'll probably continue to wander the house as a ghost, collecting spirit-world tissues from under furniture, for eternity.

In the name of whatever you find holy, please throw out that bag.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

How much does he fine them? It could get expensive.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago

I love the Thumb-Key mobile keyboard, but it has no autocorrect and is prone to some common mistypes probably due to how fast I type and my fat fingers.

"d" is a swiped "e". It just didn't catch the swipe.

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago
[-] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 7 months ago

It's right next to a nice, covered trash can. sobs

[-] justin@lemmy.kde.social 5 points 7 months ago

Your fish config is broken. Please fix. Also one of your terminal windows isn't big enough to display contents. 😂

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

what do you mean? how could you know? and on the second monitor is just hollywood's spam, i don't use so much windows and don't even use tmux

[-] justin@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 7 months ago

Top left text on the left monitor.

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

oh, it is distrobox. i dont know why it outputs errors and even try to use fish inside container, and i honestly dont want to deal with it as i need distrobox only to run hollywood

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

This is the most niche community and I love it lol

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

The screen on the left looks like what would be on a hackers screen in a video game.

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

it is hollywood (not available for fedora though, ran through ubuntu in distrobox)

i actually like unimatrix (fork of cmatrix) more now

[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

P sure that's a file browser designed to look like vim, might be https://github.com/ranger/ranger

[-] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago

There's so much going on in this picture.

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah, this is one of the pictures "more you look, more painful it becomes"

[-] MigratingtoLemmy@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

You are very good looking

[-] caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

I have the same lube lol. It's pretty good

[-] Crow_of_Minerva@feddit.it 2 points 7 months ago
[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

yeah, i like that i cant move my windows around

Is the book good? I watched some of their videos, and especially the Wall of Awful helped me accept myself and totally makes me cry each time...

[-] Recast4477@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

yes, i would recommend it. i love videos of that author

btw, there was a free chapter offered for a pre-order, you can read it before buying https://randomhouse.app.box.com/s/8wwk7vqq608dprde900azen8jqrr2au9

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

What's your cats name?

this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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