I swear there is no cum in those napkins
Wow there, what's up with that FAT pizza?
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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If that's pizza, it's seriously undercooked.
That pizza has never been within five feet of an oven, it's anaemic
That pizza has never been within five feet of an oven, it’s anaemic
thats funny, but no, it actually just was on the table for a few hours
NTFS pizza is better.
Ext4 pizza gang!
this is a local brand pizza from store near my house
Oh Dr.Oetker is international? Wow, didn't know that (live in Germany). Was the pizza good?
yes, it is the exact same pizza that is on the photo (thought brand is local, but never can be so sure in europe), though i am in czech. red pizzas from this company are on the second place of my personal frozen pizzas top. top 1 is
Looks like a pizza cake
Oh Lord, is that a giant trash bag of cum napkins?
no, it would smell bad. this is what i use for napkins for my nose (they are there because i am too lazy to get up from my desk and walk to the trash can), started like a half year ago and a few months ago bought that small trash can (i will use it, when that garbage bag will be full, yes it is not full yet)
And the bottle to the right is just handsoap, of course
Bedsoap
Messy desk
How to ADHD
Yep, that tracks
I like the cum tissue bag, it gives the room that zaz.
Eating pizza off the cutting board is wild lol
Tbh I used to open the box, flip it inside out and use that as both cutting board and serving tray.
I guess that saves dishes lmao
What? Why? I used to do that all the time. You cut it up, and take it with you. Like they said, it saves dishes. Even when I was a teenager at my friend's house, we'd make a frozen pizza, take it out onto a cutting board, then just stand around and eat it off the board. Good memories.
it is actually a frozen pizza from a local store. and I eat those a lot, so I am a little bit lazy to use dishes
Please at least throw out the giant bag of used tissues.
My wife and her sisters are Tissue Users. My brother-in-law complains endlessly about the omni-present "snot rags" he fines everywhere. I'm more resigned to my fate as a collector of used tissues; after I die, I'll probably continue to wander the house as a ghost, collecting spirit-world tissues from under furniture, for eternity.
In the name of whatever you find holy, please throw out that bag.
How much does he fine them? It could get expensive.
I love the Thumb-Key mobile keyboard, but it has no autocorrect and is prone to some common mistypes probably due to how fast I type and my fat fingers.
"d" is a swiped "e". It just didn't catch the swipe.
Your fish config is broken. Please fix. Also one of your terminal windows isn't big enough to display contents. 😂
what do you mean? how could you know? and on the second monitor is just hollywood's spam, i don't use so much windows and don't even use tmux
Top left text on the left monitor.
oh, it is distrobox. i dont know why it outputs errors and even try to use fish inside container, and i honestly dont want to deal with it as i need distrobox only to run hollywood
This is the most niche community and I love it lol
The screen on the left looks like what would be on a hackers screen in a video game.
There's so much going on in this picture.
Yeah, this is one of the pictures "more you look, more painful it becomes"
You are very good looking
I have the same lube lol. It's pretty good
A Kitty user 😳
yeah, i like that i cant move my windows around
Is the book good? I watched some of their videos, and especially the Wall of Awful helped me accept myself and totally makes me cry each time...
yes, i would recommend it. i love videos of that author
btw, there was a free chapter offered for a pre-order, you can read it before buying https://randomhouse.app.box.com/s/8wwk7vqq608dprde900azen8jqrr2au9
What's your cats name?