ALT: mastodon user @Lana@beige.party posted "I love Jello because it's the easiest way to eat horses"
If you're content to just skip all the tastiest parts of the horse, I guess.
Oh, what's your favorite part of the horse?
You haven't lived until you've had baby back horse ribs.
I've had some great horse cold cuts also.
I’m partial to horse fries myself
There was a time you could just buy burgers from tesco
Or lasagna
Don't tell Vaush!
(because he already knows, so being inundated with this information would be annoying)
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