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🥞 Happy Pancake Day 🥞

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[-] dumblederp@aussie.zone 14 points 7 months ago

My complaint about the heat is being up all night pissing after smashing water all day.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 14 points 7 months ago

Good news. My husband managed to talk to the neighbour and apparently they are renting. Got the details now. Still no sign of the wife. I think she might be in the freezer.

[-] bull@aussie.zone 13 points 7 months ago

Melbourne enabled dark mode and I'm into it.

[-] wscholermann@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago

Me: gee Melbourne I'd love some stable and predictable weather.

Melbourne: Request declined.

[-] SituationCake@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago

Unsupported feature.

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[-] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 13 points 7 months ago

I wish I could open a window without having to stand guard so someone doesn't hang from the flyscreen and destroy it.

Not naming names.

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

Does it start with a G and end with ibsonfluffybutt?

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[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 13 points 7 months ago

Miss Meow is "helping" with the sewing

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[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 13 points 7 months ago

Despite a brief stormy interlude without power and the "assistance "of Miss Meow I have finished today's sewing project.

The curtain is for the doorway to my laundry, which is uninsulated and draughty and has just been closed off by an old blanket tacked in the opening for some years. At one stage it had a sliding door, but because there is not enough space next to the door to allow it to fully open it always partially blocked the doorway, and there is not really room for a hinged door there either. So a curtain seems the best solution, and also allows Mr Woof free access to the laundry, which is where his dog door is. The new curtain is thick woven fabric with a thermal lining so should keep the heat/cold out fairly well. It needs some weights in the bottom to sit more evenly, but I think I've done enough for one day.

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 12 points 7 months ago

Power is out, south and chesty flooded and no traffic lights, nbn is down, and i saw a cactus fly past at head height.

Marvellous

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

The end times are nigh. Flying cacti is a bit of a hint in that direction.

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[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago

I would urge you to duck..

But my advice for ducks is to be a duck.

This is very confusing.

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[-] the_procrastinata@aussie.zone 11 points 7 months ago

Hello everyone, hopefully you’re all ok. We have no power in Burwood, and our phone internet is dial up speed. Our ETA for power to be back on is also 1pm on Thursday. I reeeeeaally hope it doesn’t take that long, I’m not built for sponge baths.

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 11 points 7 months ago

Today was an awful day to be running around the CBD. Despite staying indoors as much as possible, all the sun protection and water, I've been thoroughly dessicated in this roasting heat and attacked in the face by aggressive mini tornadoes of dried leaves. I'm so over it.

Plus side is, the drive went smoothly and my niece is very nicely set up. So glad I remembered the toilet paper. Just gotta stay awake till 8 then go home and zonk out.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Our fence is completely down now between us and the fuckwits next door. Every time my husband goes to speak to them they run inside and ignore his banging on the door.

This time my husband knocked on their back door and they still didn't answer. The old cunt lives outside like a hobbo for fucksake. I'm going to put a curse on them.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

You own? While you can arrange to split costs, end of the day, legally, in vic, you can rebuild a fence whenever you want and your neighbours can gargle your balls.

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[-] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago

- the doggo finally gets a run

[-] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago

Aahhh have a newbie who needs the office because they haven't got home internet sorted and I need to go in too to be a good team leader and not make them the only team person braving the weather but I DON'T WANNA go out there....

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[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago

Who's ready to roast a fkn live again!

Top of the list for the next house, proper A/C and ventilation.

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago

Wind is picking up. And its bin day here, so expecting a lot of incidental rubbish on the street later today. Of all days.

[-] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fuck. The bins!

Edit. Got them out in time. Thanks

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's pissing down out there and the steam is unbelievable.

I like it when a storm happens then Woolworth's car insurance texts me to say there's a storm where I normally park. I park in the garage.

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago

So I talked to my young relative about the people she normally associates with and her one friend who lives here too.

i have a rant.

These are the kind of kids in their late teens to early 20s whose parents found rent too high in Sydney and bought them an apartment with cash instead. Another who just casually mentions her parents rent out beachfront houses and can move between cities because they own properties everywhere, like it's fairly mundane information.

I try not to be resentful to the point where I focus on things I can't change, at the expense of things I can change. I can't personally blame these kids for something they didn't create.

But when the grind towards secure housing seems like such a Sisyphean task, and constrains so much of our lives these days, then I actually meet these kids and their friend circles being handed these assets as a matter of fact... to never know what such a fundamental part of most peoples lives involves... It's beyond just rich and poor, it is such a massive gap in life experiences and coming face to face to it is just a bit surreal and depressing tbh.

Really saps the energy out of you in even bothering to try joining the race. I don't want to grow up with all their privileges but gee, not having to ever worry about housing security when looking for jobs, partners, hobbies, etc would be very nice.

exhale well, not to try and Pollyanna myself out of the situation but I'll try and end the night now at least feeling grateful for my warm shower and power. The worst I've suffered back home is two chilli pots blown over squashing other plants.

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[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Everybody has had their brains cooked. An asleep boyo informed me he need to go walk the crayfish.

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[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago

Lost power, lost all internet and mobile data and phone is out.

Power eta restoration is in 2 days.

Just posting this while I can and it still works.

This afternoon really wrecked the power grid in the SE and all traffic lights aren’t working.

But I’m safe and no trees or damage were incurred thank god.

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[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone - To the tune of Shia LeBoeuf

Unable to sleep

Try Prof Brian Cox

The heat makes you weep

it's Prof Brian Cox

Desperate to count sheeep...

Dulcet toned professor Prof Brian Cox.

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[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Was thinking about hitting the beach but experience tells me that wind will ruin your day.

It reminds of the time I went to Kalbarri in WA few years back (lovely place can recommend) went to the beach and wind was huuuge. Sand was hitting my shins with extraordinary vigour and it left a mark on them for a few years. Completely destroyed my shin modelling career.

Sandblasting is no joke.

edit: and look who decided to look after the chillo patch:

Anytime I see them there is a squeal of delight. These things whilst pretty are apex monsters of the bug world. If I were an aphid I wouldn't be buying a long playing record.

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[-] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago

You might remember I joked yesterday about having to hide the AC remote from the wife? Yeah she went to bed with a heat pack last night.

[-] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Haha my wife was under a blanket on the couch when watching TV last night too. I wish I had their resilience to the heat!!!

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago

Haha UE just updated return of mains power to 1pm on the 15th.

In metro melbourne.

I think not. They would be skinned and worn as coats.

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[-] SituationCake@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago

Drove past a crew doing some king of work in the nature strip (water maybe?). In this hot windy weather, I wish to say to all workers who have to be outdoors today you are all absolute champs. People don’t appreciate there are real people out there keeping stuff going. You have my admiration and appreciation.

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mfw i remembered we have one of those awesome ryobi fridges and a fuckton of batteries that i keep regularly charged

(My jobbing battery box is running the switch atm.)

Preppers wish they had my lifestyle rn.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Thunder and rain, I love you!!!

Also my neighbours have finally given up on their Darwin award and put the patio demolition on hold for bit.

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

TIL French press is just a fancy word for plunger.

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[-] Ntcc661@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

School pickup time and the black clouds remind me of when the Mind Flayer appears in Stranger Things.

[-] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

I'm so bloody glad I have aircon. That said, not feeling very productive...

[-] Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

Hey all.

Any suggestions on cheap ways to improve mental health as a young person working full-time?

It's been pretty shot lately, for all sorts of reasons.

[-] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

For me - pick a couple of small things that are guaranteed to help you (like basics - home cooked dinner, morning sunshine, decent bedtime - what is super simple but feels delightful?). Anchor to them. You won't do everything but if there's something you can come back to as a reset it helps. Get outside and moving (running is good, even walking, or just putt your feet on grass every day and breathe for a minute.). Make some of these little spaces to feel your feelings, or just to hook into the bigger natural world.

For me its sleep and nature. I try to go for a walk every day (even a few houses and back). I stick my head out the window at night and look at the sky / clouds. Every morning I get up round 6am or earlier. Even if I just wash my face, look out the window, have a glass of water and then go back to bed. Its a little anchor.

And have a list of friends - if you've gone a few days without good easy connections, txt someone a meme, give them a call, organise a walk on the weekend. It hard but it really helps.

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[-] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

heads up trains are FUCKED for all but like 3 lines.

[-] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

I am very lucky to still have power - the other side of the road is out. Internet's very patchy though, I have both Telstra and Optus sims and they are both dropping out periodically and running slow.

[-] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

I like those Chris' Dips that come in the little terracotta pots. However, don't get them delivered if you order groceries online. I think they spend a bit too much time in the back of the truck out of the fridge. They can be one of the few reasons I leave the house to buy groceries.

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[-] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago
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[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Ah, hot boredom.

[-] prime_factor@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

All 4 generators at Loy Yang are down, due to technical problems after lighting strikes on transmission lines.

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[-] Grackle@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

40mins just to get out of the business park I work in. Lights out at least in the Scoresby park of Ferntree Gully Road 🫠

[-] Mittens_meow@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago

One of my cats has gotten quite fat…. Lazy ragdoll that clearly eats more than he should. The other cats are self regulating as far as food intake and exercise. This is going to be a fun issue to fix ….

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