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[–] RembrandtQEinstein@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like that the worker thinks this is so egregious he shakes his fist angrily

Need to replace doge with a cloud

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

wait, you have malls that are still open?

[–] jernskjegge@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm walking so fast I can't even tell

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait a sec for me, will ya?

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] marswarrior@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a rodent that my cat likes to hunt outside and bring home as trophies.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, you're thinking of a mouse. A mall is when the top of something reaches a relatively high elevation. Like a giraffe or a multi story building.

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No, you are thinking of tall. A mall is actually something tiny. For example, a raspberry is mall.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, you're thinking of small. A mall is an imperial unit of measurement that is ≈ 1.612 kilometers

[–] Edgecrusher35@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, you're thinking of a mile. A mall is a small, often slightly raised blemish on the skin made dark by a high concentration of melanin.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, that's a mole. A mall is actually something you do with a telephone if you're over 40.

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No, you are thinking about a call. A mall is what separates toilets from each other so you don't have to watch the result of someone else's 2-day-no-poop-challenge.

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

No, you're thinking of a stall. A mall is what happens when something transfers from a height to the ground without control.

[–] pitninja@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Reddit died for y'all's sins.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

An place that supports consumerism that therefore supports more exploitation so some rich people can continue to exploit humanity to enforce their artificial of power through money over humanity

Humans should live to be human and be free to express themselves freely, not be money making livestock to the few that enforce that power through money structure over humanity

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And a great place to go for walks if you are in need of rehab. Flat, level, ground and climate controlled.

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here in Florida all the OG indoor malls have been abandoned, and developers keep building these new "outdoor" malls.

Outdoor. Malls. In Florida. Where it's hot.

And people keep going there because there's a new Sugar Factory or Fogo de Chão...

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

My inner urbanist despises these outdoor malls (at least the ones I've seen in Canada).

It's essentially an artificial car-free downtown surrounded by a massive parking lot, and rarely served by public transportation. Why don't we just build walkable downtowns instead? Is it because these are just suburbanites LARPing walkable living?

[–] emi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Not just shortcuts, take longcuts through as well just to see what happens.

[–] NosyRock@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is it always jewellery stores?!

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

They are actually purposely designed like that. They are also often place at the end of corridor after the movie theater in a mall. That's to get even more people to cut through, ideally with their girlfriends.

Trust me, they love it when you cut through... especially if you're with a woman. I actually read something about how because the shape of the pillar (usually for Gate purposes) is a square it throws off human psychology and they see the open space more like a wall that they have to walk around. So very few people cut through that section.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

TBH, I can't remember the last time I went into a mall. :(

[–] sp00nix@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sure this format fits may, but this feels like KOP mall

[–] PabloPicasshole@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Definitely done this and took the shortcut at the Cherry Hill mall

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