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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 95 points 10 months ago

“If you kill me, you’re gay in Russian” written in Serbian with sharpie.

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 69 points 10 months ago
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[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 68 points 10 months ago

“I have autism, please be patient”

If you’re gonna draft me, I’m sure as fuck playing into the ‘useless Joe’ meme and try and break my 1Sgts will to live

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

It's a strategy. You might get extra training that helps you live longer... .

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[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago

In case of KIA delete browser history

[-] AtomfriedMegaforce@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

"This side towards enemy" but on the backside of the helmet

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[-] d00ery@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Born to kill" and a peace sign.

(What can I say? I'm a sucker for the classics.)

Edit: after having read some of the responses in this thread, I might update it for modern times with "Yiff in hell" and a dickbutt.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

"What is that? Some kind of sick joke!?"

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[-] Remmock@kbin.social 44 points 10 months ago

A superglued pull tab for an aluminum can.

An ingredient list and nutritional information on the side.

[-] twotonebax@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
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[-] 4RCH_U53R@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

I use Arch BTW

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

Idk but my gun is definitely getting named “Rooty-Tooty-Point-and-Shooty”

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

“Object Embedding Tool” 🤌

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Lol. How about “Enemy truncator”

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[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 36 points 10 months ago

O+

I haven't been in the army in 15 years and would probably need to prepare for a lot of blood transfusions.

[-] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 10 months ago

Helmussy (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

my head goes in it after all...

[-] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago
[-] Flumpkin@slrpnk.net 29 points 10 months ago

"Begun, the Climate Wars have"

[-] dsco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 10 months ago
[-] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 25 points 10 months ago

"I just flew cargo drones"

In, Chinese, Russian, and English.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago
[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago
[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 14 points 10 months ago

TFW they tell you it wasn't a simulation and the war is suddenly over.

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[-] blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 10 months ago

the entirety of the vaporeon copypasta

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I suppose at this point, plain MESHPAT is considered retro enough to be cool again.

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

So when your heads explodes the helmet becomes shrapnel?

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Yeah, that's exactly what spray paint dots do. You got it.

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 19 points 10 months ago

Idk, sounds perfectly credible to me.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Born 2 Shit Forced 2 Wipe

[-] waitwuhtt@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

Born to Feel

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 20 points 10 months ago

"I fought in WWIII and all I got was this stupid PTSD."

[-] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago

I HATE MONDAYS

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago
[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Go away I'm baitin

[-] evening_push579@feddit.nu 16 points 10 months ago

🍁NERV or “Taiwan best China”

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[-] tristan@aussie.zone 16 points 10 months ago
[-] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

If I'm gonna die for a word, my word is poontang

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[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago
[-] spizzat2@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

One side will say "Why am I here?"

The other side will say "Oh no, not again."

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

headed down to the Winchester

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[-] Lolman228@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

~~Single~~ ~~Taken~~ Gamer

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

"When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash"

[-] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 12 points 10 months ago

"Comic Sans" in Comic Sans of course.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna write 'Papyrus' but in comic sans.

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[-] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

"Peace Salesman"

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Just put a bunch of check marks on the helmet.

[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

"You've got red on you"

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