At least I’ll be fed

Not nice

Looks like I'm drinking my way out of this. Who wants a brewski?

Uhhhh...

I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.

Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.

Not too bad,

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!

(And it's got a picture of a train!)

Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.

I'm... uhh. I think I'm screwed here.

I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.

I feel pretty safe

It's me or the other guy

I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.

or I die by licking a diseased corpse.

So, hard to tell if its good or bad.

Oh fuck.

I'll be OK.

I mean... I'm a pope and a king. I think I'll be alright.

....... Ohhh.......

...... Ohhhh nooooo........

(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)

May very well go up in flames, is how bad.

Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge

I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.

I'm gonna have what plants crave.

I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper

Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel

I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it Might take a miracle to get me started

I gotta eat pineapples

For fuck sakes, can we not do this on Lemmy

Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes

Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.

I think it'll be okay come night time.

Si vous dites mon nom, vous comprendrez.

Another day on the job, comrades

Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.

Not so bad

This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology

I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.

I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad

I think I'll be ok.

Will you have a cup of tea? Ah go on, there’s plenty in the pot. Go on, have a cup of tea, so. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ….

I spelt mine wrong.

It's bad.

Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not bad at all.