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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd be honored to have my deck destroyed by 20 condors

Seriously, nothing on my (hypothetical) deck is as cool as a bunch of massive rare birds hanging out.

[–] Desistance@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Fuck You in particular

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when an entire critically endangered species decides to fuck you over instead of fucking eachother

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 11 points 1 year ago

I assume the only reason so many of them would gather in one place and time would be precisely to fuck each other.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And this is why you never hook up with a condor in the first place

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never put your dick in condor?

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago

U dun fuk'd up

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Woke Californians. Stand your ground.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh Cinda, what did you do to those Condors?

#CondorGangDidNothingWrong

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

probably built the deck on top of their childhood nest.

[–] eek2121@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That man fucks.

Condors.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

The Condor Files S01EP2.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

!fuckyouinparticular

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't they have castle doctrine in California

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Condors excepted.