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[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 11 points 8 months ago

Two heads? And no butt?

I would believe it more if it was an animal with 2.3i butts. :-P

Now, I know what you are thinking - that doesn't exi... (hold my beer):

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[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago

I hope the book is computer generated too

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 7 points 8 months ago

One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little CatDog

CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog!

Out on the road or back in town
All kinda critters putting CatDog down
Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along
Gotta walk together gotta sing this song

CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog!

[-] testman@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

OH REALLY?

heh, good one

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

I am going to buy a subscription for a little while just so I can ask it to code Roko's Basilisk for me.

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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