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[–] P1r4nha@feddit.de 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Horrible code. First, it doesn't compile because there's no ; at the end of the class definition.

And then more importantly you have a private destructor which means this CriminalScum's destructor will never be called, so you can't charge it with distruction either. Or are you telling me this CriminalScum has friends?

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's always an accomplice in crime.

Also, tall order to expect me to run and test a code written only for a shitpost.

[–] P1r4nha@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

You're charging the class for a thought crime!!

[–] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, if I'm not mistaken the uninitialized prop is not guaranteed to be nullptr here, so this private destructor could be trying to free from some random pointer.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Jordan_U@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it’s not monospaced; my eyes

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Peak shittiness requires sacrifice

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

CriminalScrum

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

STOP! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 1 year ago

Right to remain silent isn't granted to criminal scum, they have to either pay the court a fine or serve their sentence, and their stolen goods are now forfeit.

[–] lily33@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I see there an access violation...

[–] WitchHazel@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I can legally destroy my own private property thank you very much