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[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them

[–] Amro@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

[–] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Squatting - Nightingale

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The Queen's impatience.

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

[–] yum_burnt_toast@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

just walking from michel delving to celondim

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Saving the planet

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse

[–] Blinchik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dunno if genocides are punished in hell. I dont think theres someone in there to arrest me anyway

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

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[–] ranoss@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.

[–] nawordar@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests

[–] Interstellar_1@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Making thumbnail images

[–] MoonMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Crushing the enemies of my beloved Emperor. Ending the lives of mutants, heretics, and aliens, one ship at a time.

The emperor protects, heretic.

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[–] shikogo@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Debt because of gambling (Balatro)

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens

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[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)

Unlawful tampering with the timeline

If you can't do the time, don't do the time crime.

a couple counts of deicide.

I've never seen a DA prosecute someone over this, I think you'll be fine. There's nothing in the rules that says you can't kill gods.

[–] drengbarazi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

TitleRain World

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