Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

War crimes.

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)

MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

Space mining.

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

Rimworld players:

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Killing mr house