"Honey, come back to bed'

"One sec dear, I have to scan your consent form"

It's not real, that's the Mediterranean sea.

Not a dolphin in sight in arizona 😥

I've never felt awkward hitting the no tip button. I didn't even realize that people felt it was an obligation for the longest time. I would just hit the "no thanks" button and think nothing about it. I also never got the impression that the person working the register thought any less of me.

I tip delivery drivers and waiters. That's about it.

Just have to put him in some rice

Do you not own any mirrors?

Lol, gottem

Got that dog in him.

"Demotivational posters"

I used to record the song using my cell phones microphone to ensure it was as low quality a possible.

I think I would manage.

Mom's lookin' foine in the last panel