Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Throwing darts at balloons

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Building without a permit

I don't know... Majonging?

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Cheating at Poker

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Killing gods

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

A wee bit of terrorism

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something