MojoMcJojo

It's not about being right, it's about winning power.

Thank you for being on the front lines of the click bait war.

The idiots are taking over 🎶

I hate that I got that reference so easily

The name of that barista was Satan.

https://youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g

Optimistic nihilism is such a great feeling. Suddenly, it becomes clear that the only thing worthy of worry is how to be happy and how to bring happiness to those around me, as often as possible. Coloring makes me happy and my child happy. I will color. We are happy.

Goodbye internet

When I was 12, I thought I had broken the family computer trying to get Ultima III to run. I read every MS-DOS manual I could find trying to fix it before someone found me out. It was the frikin CMOS battery. I learned a lot of DOS that summer.

Why is healthcare a stock!?

They were competing with people who didn't want to strap a screen to their face.

Now it looks like they're competing for world domination

Is JFK's wife. Kind of famous.

Enshrpuded is a great suggestion. You can ignore quests unless you want to expand your plot. Just pick a plot of land and start farming. Go out into the wild to find new stuff to plant. Unfortunately there's not much to do with your harvest except to make provisions to go play the rest of the game, but that's how you find more things to plant. I had a great time designing the layout of my crops.