I'm so glad someone added a single dot over the word "fuck" so I couldn't read it and get offended, whew

Union worker myself. I am also baffled by the strong conservative undercurrent in my fellows' views. Don't know how they sustain it.

and his complaints that the GOP was too focused on “religious liberty” instead of “Christian nation-ism.”

This mouldering motherfucker really thought no one would notice what he was saying if he dropped an "al" from the middle of a word

Bitten by a radioactive housecat, I gain the ability to sleep deeply and comfortably in a position that by all rights looks like it should be destroying my spine

Like I'll take whatever else you wanna throw on top, night vision or claws or something, but I only really need that first thing

Cool, now actually enforce that judgment

"You callin my girl fat you piece of shit?!"

I don't know which I love more: that there are still people maintaining support for the Nintendo motherfucking Wii News Channel, or that there are still people checking it.

A merry fellow, of course, he says so right in his song

I looked into this one before, it is not an actual Ben Garrison piece. The fact that I had to check says a fair amount on its own, though, yeah?

My favorite was people clearly trying to rephrase popular posts for cheap upvotes

"LPT: Spending money is something you don't have to do every day"

"LPT: wasting money is financially detrimental"

"LPT: Saving money is a good way to save money"

According to the Gun Violence Archive, 21,782 Americans have been killed in shootings halfway through 2023.

I know that's not 100% mass shootings, but that's still a stunningly bleak number. Rounding up from the .97 that's five human lives every hour of 2023 up to July.

It's most likely from a tourist or staffer, but nonetheless: lol